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[purplesuit]

 I swear I had to slap ten of my bitches today!!! Ever since that one bitch hid at the Freeman's house... 1/4 of my hoes are freeloading off rich old men! I wouldn't have a problem with this if DEM BITCHES WOULD GIVE ME MY MONEY FIRST! SHIT! I'M GONNA MAKE DEM WORK OFF THE INTEREST NOW!!! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH, BUT I WILL! They better

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[smokingmerc]

A pimp, eh? I know guys that'd benefit from yer bitches. A certain blond, fer one...

You want a blonde?

[purplesuit]

Which one? I've got 32 blondes!

Re: You want a blonde?

[smokingmerc]

Nah, nah, I've got a job today, no time fer women. I meant that Rummy'd use a bitch. Fucker needs ta relax, got 'is frilly pink panties ina twist over all the shit goin' on in 'is life.

[peter_white]

.....while I can't say I'm too keen on the whole prostitution thing, you are a damned snappy dresser. Where'd you get that suit?

[purplesuit]

Pimps R' Us... you can find one in any ghetto if you know where to look.

[peter_white]

Oh. Well, I try to avoid ghettos...since I'm not too interested in being robbed or shot at...

[monarch_the]

...Yeah you would kind of stick out, wouldn't you?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Shit dood. That suit's very... purple.
Ya would fit right in back in L.A.... in the 80s.

[monarch_the]

...

...Why aren't you just called 'Slickback'?

[purplesuit]

MY NAME IS A-PIMP-NAMED-SLICKBACK!!! YOU BETTER SAY THE WHOLE DAMN THING EVERY TIME, NIGGER!!! I am a very patient man, but when it comes to my name, Mr. Monarch, I make NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

[monarch_the]

All right, fine, sure. Just saying it's a really long name.

[croozin]

Hey! I know a hooker with white hair. She like bought my house or something. I don't really even know what happened there.

...Does she work for you?