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[purgis_sodmore]

just got back from having my arse OFFICIALLY FROZEN OFF

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[solemnly]

Oh for fuck's sake. If you wanted to get pissed, I would have gone to the Black Friar with you! You just asked whether I knew anything about it or not! I gave you my opinion. We can go, if you'd like.

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[purgis_sodmore]

If youre offering

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[solemnly]

It would seem that both you and I have nothing better to do, so yes, I am offering. Are you going to accept? My window for getting pissed is quite small, and quickly shutting.

[purgis_sodmore]

i accept now let's GO LET'S GO

Meet you down by the lamp post in front of flats 15-40 in FIVE MINUTES. AND I AM NOT GOING TO FREEZE THIS TIME SO YOU'D BETTER HURRY YOUR ARSE UP.

i wish we could just bloody APPARATE!!! it would make things so much easier!

[devious_padfoot]

Sturgis, what the hell are you doing with my bitch? I haven't gotten any in almost two days.

Well. It's more like I'm Moony's bitch. But. Let me have some time with him, will you? Or invite me out for a drink, damn it!

[solemnly]

Oh, not you too!

I'm on my way out. Snag me if you don't want me to go.

[devious_padfoot]

Oh fuck, I just spilled hot tea all over my front. Oh shite. Wait up for a moment, Moony!

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[solemnly]

You what?! Oh, Merlin. There's no need to hurry, as I am staying right where I am!

[looks_like_rain]

I cannot leave you for even one moment, can I.

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[purgis_sodmore]

DON'T LEAVE ME EMMELINE! Look what happens!!!! SHAGGING THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE ME

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[devious_padfoot]

BLOOOOODY HELL THIS IS NICE, ISN'T ITTTACK, STURG>......

[purgis_sodmore]

NO

[at_the_top]

Yes.

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[purgis_sodmore]

yes what?

SPECIFICS, WOMAN!

[at_the_top]

There was a brawl at the Dove. Some bloke got his head bashed in. They're keeping it closed for a week or so.

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[purgis_sodmore]

Oh.

OH RIGHT. right. yeah.

[the_mad_eye]

not even going to comment on this.

ATROCITIES, ALL OF THIS SHITE!

WHAT ARE YOU ON?

YOUR BROOM. GET ON YOUR BROOM AND SEE ME NOW!