It Takes Two To Make An Accident - The Great Gatsby (Ch. 3)

[pukegreenpea]

Let's say that all the things that happen in your daily life tend to be negative. 
Does talking about those things make you a 'whiner'?
I guess they must because that's what I was called by a fellow co-worker on Saturday. 
And if that's true then I'm sorry. Most of my posts contain excessive whining.
So, you're warned.

Al, one of my managers, asks me

Comments

[space_cadet]

*hug* DAMMIT, Heidi. Once school is done and all that shit you need to be here. I'm sure I could arrange something with my parents in which you live in our extra bedroom or something.

I think being away from people who get you is starting to have adverse effects. Also, we would have the best movie/Christmas party ever. Fuck your co-workers (but please don't literally).

[pukegreenpea]

"you need to be here" = I agree and, truth be told, I think mom is toying with the idea of moving back herself. I don't know for sure though. I just have this vibe. If not, living with PODO would be the best!
Relatives or whoever would come over for dinner and I would randomly appear during the main course. "Who's that?" they'd ask. "Who's who?" you'd say. "This red-headed kid." they'd reply, "The one picking the food off my plate!" Turning to me, they'd wave a fork menacingly, "Hey! Back off! That's mine you bastard!" "Oh." you'd say, "We don't talk about her." and the dinner would continue with me precariously climbing drapes in the background and swinging from chandeliers. Brilliant. :)
"Fuck your co-workers (but please don't literally)" = Yeah, fuck 'em...*reads parenthesis*...speeewww! :)

[blackpearl61205]

im sorry sweets...i will bake you disgusting holiday cookies that you can then dispense to the horrid people who, hopefully feeling bad about not having invited you to the parties (or feel bad that you werent invited or whatever) eat them rite in front of you so that you can cackle in their faces as they are torn between finishing the bite and spitting it out all over the floor...

or i could make you good cookies that you dont have to share with anyone...or both...i think i could do both so long as i clearly label the good and the bad cookies ^_^

[pukegreenpea]

*cackles*
Yes, clear labelling of deranged and normal cookies would be a good idea. Because, knowing my luck, I'd stuff my face with the bad ones and become terribly, terribly ill.

I like this idea much. :)