Darling, Barry Manilow already looks like a bad version of Barry Manilow. You don't want to look like a bad version of a bad version of Barry Manilow, do you? Of course you don't.
I had a friend-I mean, a good friend and confidant of several years-refer to me as 'an older gentleman' in a bar the other night. He's 33.
FWIW, I'd not in the least mind playing sloppy seconds to time, should you be within ravaging distance at some point. You is a babe, babe.
The eye thing is particularly vexing. I have the same problem, although I'm older than you are (and thus my curse is more pronounced). We of Mediterranean descent appear to be doomed in the whole dark eyebag topic.
Appending “for your age” to any compliment is grounds for violence. I am not a person who gets angry very often, but this one gets under my skin after the 400th instance.
SO true. Also use Preparation H (I wish I was kidding). Preferably get a tube separate from the one you'll use on the other area. Also eye wrinkle creams do actually work, my mom swears by Garnier, even as a smoker, they have reduced her wrinkles.
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But you could try Anthony Logistics eye cream.
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I had a friend-I mean, a good friend and confidant of several years-refer to me as 'an older gentleman' in a bar the other night. He's 33.
FWIW, I'd not in the least mind playing sloppy seconds to time, should you be within ravaging distance at some point. You is a babe, babe.
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Appending “for your age” to any compliment is grounds for violence. I am not a person who gets angry very often, but this one gets under my skin after the 400th instance.
You can come sit next to me.
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I have heard that used tea bags make good compresses for eye puffiness and the tannic acid acts as an astringent.
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