You know that your job rocks when you can tell your client that you are too tired to kick him and that he should just bash his own head against the sole of your stiletto shoe.  And he does.

There's no way of telling how many cats and kittens I've fostered over the years, but I am guessing that it's close to 400 at this point ( Read more... )

Sooo exciting waiting for my very first LJ stalker!

Kittens have far more teeth and claws than they ought to before 9am, not to mention appetites for destruction.  All of these increase exponentially before 8am.

Socks should not be this important.

Just sayin'.