4.

[prinnyvulcanus]

[Stressed out about this loss of power event? Want to go hit something guilt free?]

Mwahahahahahahahahahahah!

[Then have we got the guy for you!]

Now demons! See what happens when you are as weak as frogs! Hahahahahhahahahaha!

[Meet Prinny Vulcanus, everyone's favorite all-purpose stress relief device! Just whack him multiple times and watch

Comments

Hell's traffic incident needs to get her "title" to work!

[rin_kaenbyou]

*accidentally runs into him with her wheelbarrow. It's not magical anymore, but it sure is going to hurt regardless*

[prinnyvulcanus]

GAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[rin_kaenbyou]

Oh did I run over something?

[she walks back, walking over him again]

Hm, can't see anything...

[Her wheelbarrow should now be right on top of him]

[prinnyvulcanus]

Gkgkgkgkgkgkgkgkgkgkk!

[therestherobot]

Oh shut up. You're not any better off than the rest of us.

[prinnyvulcanus]

Fool! I am the Archangel Vulcanus! I am most certainly greater than you, a mere human creation.

[therestherobot]

You're a penguin.

A penguin with none of the magic powers I'm sure you normally have, I might add.

[prinnyvulcanus]

How dare you!

[Attacks you with a flipper. Just a flipper.]

[...How hard is his body?]

[famed_mage]

*Kicks him hard in the ass*

[prinnyvulcanus]

GAHHHHHHHH! [Gets lifted up, and when he reaches the ground, EXPLODES.]

[solidprinny]

Would you shut up?

[prinnyvulcanus]

You have no authority over me!

[solidprinny]

[His eyes narrowed]

You stupid, smug, fuck.

[a flipper reaches out to force Vulcanus into a chokehold]

You are making things worse for everyone else! I get it that we're a bunch of lowly plebs to a fallen angel like you, but I'm not letting your sheer idiocy hurt some innocent bystanders.

[prinnyvulcanus]

Gahhhhgkkkkkkkkkk.....

[botans_owner]

*and here comes Kyou zipping toward you on her scooter*

H-hey, get out of the way!

[prinnyvulcanus]

What?

I command you to stop!

[botans_owner]

There's demons behind me!

*Indeed, there are... Kyou isn't stopping*

[prinnyvulcanus]

...Oh.

[Runs away!]