[Locked from Roomie, Mum and the Aussie Bastard] S'Troubling It Is

[pride_of_kiwi]

So about a week ago, I ran into this small shivery bloke on m'way to pick up some materials for a project. This'll be after, ah... Well, I suppose you could call it a bit of a prang with a certain former plod. Got a coupla scrapes and cuts. Bruises. Might have a broken bone or two still (ribs, at least) but I'm thinkin' that's it.

So I run into this

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[salylimon]

Oh, you...

Are you okay? Do you need anything? You're not overexerting yourself, are you?

[pride_of_kiwi]

Haha... It ain't that. It's... Well, matters of the heart. They never do run as smoothly as they do in the flicks.

Even if I secretly believed they did...

[ponies_omg]

umm k...i've got, like, no idea what happened to you but i hope you feel better soon. <3

[pride_of_kiwi]

[Screened to Feliks]

Bit ambiguous isn't it? Ahh... Fuckit Valley Bloke, may as well tell ya.

See there's this Brucie bastard I've known since I was a sprog. Real lughead he is, but a nice guy all the same. Spar with him from time to time, as he's the only one what can knock me down.

Mighta started... fancying him a while back... and I...

Fuckin-

Finally told him how I- Fuckin' hell...

[Screened to John]

[ponies_omg]

I had to look up, like, a bunch of those words but I think I got it now!

How'd it go?? Did he hit you cuz he, like, got mad at you???? I hope not!!! :(

[Screened to Feliks]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Well y'know, the hittin's just what we do. It was the... The feigned ignorance like it never happened that got me.

Like it... didn't matter. I'd like t'think I can respect us bein' best mates and all but-

Stings, it does.... Bit too much...

[lotusvivi]

You got hurt??

Oh John, are you ok?

Tell me if there's anything I can do ok?

I got a new horror movie... >3>

[pride_of_kiwi]

Aww, it's nothin' I can't handle. Really. Just takes a bit a time for th'achin' to go away.

Anything you can do? You just keep smilin' and that's enough for me, Kimmy.

Though another horror night sounds ace...

COLDPLAYCOLDPLAYCOLDPLAYCOLDPLAYCOLDPLAYCOLDPLAYCOLDPLAY

[das_vedanya]

...it sounds very painful...

Might I suggest hitting back?

LIKEARUSHOFBLOODTOTHEHEAD

[pride_of_kiwi]

Haha, pain's just a conditioned response to the shit we shouln' be doin'. S'not.... so bad....

I don't know if this blood shed will ever mean the same t'him, Doc...

[toris_tori]

Are you alright John?

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oh, Toris! Well, what do y'know? It's been yonks, bugalugs!

Me? Why, I'm doin' just fine. Just fine.