Note to self:
Do not tease Kristen about being flat.

so i have to go to dallas with my family tomorrow for 3 days. humph, now i cant party or kiss girls when it strikes 12. sometimes i wish i was an orphan. Luckily lauren has agreed to celebrate new years with me when i get back and maybe i can touch her boobies. Just kidding, lauren. I wont let you kiss me even though i know you're yearning to.

Dear Journal,

Today I threw a broken chair out of matt's window.

It was awesome.