[Request] Fluffy tails and too much money
Title: Fluffy tails and too much money
Pairings: Yunho/Jaejoong, (hinted Yoochun/Junsu)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, smut
Warnings: Sexual content, Jaejoong in a bunny outfit, excessive randomness
Length: One-shot (request)
Beta'ed by: kkumkkae
Summary: Changmin forces Yunho into a brothel where Yunho finds out that bunnies are more appealing than he'd initially thought.
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A/N: At the time of the JYJ concert in Europe I got the request for writing Jaejoong in a bunny outfit, Jaejoong with white hot pants and a collar, Yoochun as a pimp, YunJae smut, smut in general and I even remember some roller blades being mentioned (though I did not use the last one because they were too difficult to take off). In trade taemun and hattukissa (and originally also kkumkkae but I'm already forcing her to draw for my fic so she was too occupied :P) would draw Jaejoong in a bunny outfit :D This is the result:
Haha, so awesome~~~ *flails through the room* Ah, I wish I could draw... Oh well, I'll just stick to writing~ I hope you guys like it! ^^
---Fluffy tails and too much money
“I said I’d go to a club with you, to dance, Changmin. To dance,” Yunho exclaimed as he looked at his friend, not quite believing that this was happening to him. “Not to some gay brothel to get laid. Seriously, what the fuck?”
“You have no imagination, Hyung,” Changmin sighed as he shook his head and pointed at the poster like he was advertising a new product. “These are not prostitutes. They are so much more than that.”
“Changmin,” Yunho said, “they get paid for men to fuck them.”
“They are self-employed entrepreneurs, professional entertainers, free and-“
“They’re prostitutes.”
“Maybe a little prostitute-ish.”
“Forget it,” Yunho said as he turned around. “I’m going. See you later.”
“Hyung,” Changmin said as he halted him. His face looked as if he was about to explain to a five-year old that his pet hamster had just died. “When was the last time you got laid?”
“Why does that matter?” Yunho replied reluctantly. “I’m managing perfectly fine on my own.”
“It was four-hundred-seventy-six days ago,” Changmin said with the most earnest of expressions, letting a silence fall to emphasize his point.
“Do I want to know why you know this?” Yunho asked as he gave his friend a dubious look.
“Four-hundred-seventy-six days is a long time, Hyung,” Changmin continued, ignoring the question as he shook his head emphatically. “If you don’t act soon your penis might fall off.”
“Yah, it’s not like you get laid that often either,” Yunho exclaimed indignantly. “Besides, it was my own choice, I needed some time for myself!”
Changmin raised his eyebrow and kept staring at him, his face making it clear that he was utterly unconvinced, until it made Yunho shift uncomfortably. “My personal life is of no importance right now,” Changmin said in a strict tone, “I already told you that today is about you only. I’m trying to help you here.”
“Not exactly what I imagined when you said you wanted to go to a place I’d like,” Yunho mumbled reluctantly. “But I should’ve known.”
“And because I’m such a good friend, I’ll pay tonight.”
“What, you’ll pay for my prostitute?”
“What the… no of course not! I’ll pay for your drinks. God, you’re unbelievable,” Changmin exclaimed. “Such a pervert.”
Yunho rolled his eyes, knowing he would never be able to win this discussion, no matter what he tried, and decided he might as well get this over with. “Fine,” he sighed. “But only one place. I’m not planning to keep trolling around this area until far past midnight just because the ‘vibe isn’t right’.”
“The vibe is important,” Changmin replied. “But don’t worry. I’ve got a feeling we’ll be getting lucky tonight. Or at least, you will,” his grin was so wide, it made a shiver run down Yunho’s spine. He was already regretting agreeing. “For I,” Changmin continued dramatically as he stuck his hand in his pocket and drew a flyer out, “have a discount coupon!”
“You have a discount coupon for a prostitute…” Yunho repeated, not sure if he had heard it right.
“No! Aish, what is it with you today?” Changmin said as he gave him his best look of revulsion. “It’s a discount for the drinks, drinks, Hyung. You and your prostitutes. Try to restrain yourself a little.”
“… Let’s just go,” Yunho said finally. Before I murder someone.
---
Yunho’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets as he stared at the interior of the small club, which was designed for customers to meet up with their potential fuck buddies for the night. It wasn’t the kitsch drapes, nor the gold-coloured, flashy couches that made his jaw drop. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he said as he followed a man barely his age with his eyes.
He wore tight, white hot pants and a small, white collar, showing his well-trained abs and nice ass. But Yunho wasn’t looking at that, for on top of the man’s head were two large, fluffy bunny ears. The man winked at him suggestively when he caught him staring and turned around to go back inside. Yunho could now even spot a fluffy, white bunny tail. “Bunnies…” he said, flabbergasted, “they’re all… dressed as bunnies…”
“What did you expect?” Changmin asked as he looked past the queue of impatient customers in front of him, judging how long it would take before they were going to be granted a seat. “The flyer said ‘bunny night special’.”
Yunho glared at his friend. “You never told me the flyer said that.”
“I didn’t?” Changmin asked, his voice sounding like he couldn’t care less. “Well, now you know.”
“Yah, I’m not going in there,” Yunho said, his voice changing to a whisper as another bunny passed them by. “I can’t have sex with a… a rabbit. That’s just gross.”
“All about sex again, my god.”
“Changmin, I’m serious. I’m not going in there.”
“But you have to go,” Changmin continued as he tore his eyes away from a particularly round-assed bunny and faced Yunho. “We’ve been in this line for over a minute already, you don’t want that time to go to waste, do you? Besides, it’d be a shame to not use the discount coupon.”
And because of Changmin’s flawless logic and Yunho’s lack of argumentation skills he found himself comfortably seated in the fluffy, golden cushions fifteen minutes later.
---
Jaejoong burst out in laughter, hiccuping and gasping like mad until he met Yoochun’s serious gaze. “Wait… you’re serious?”
“Dead serious.”
Jaejoong stared at him, his grin slowly disappearing as he looked at the fluffy bunny ears in front of him. He stood up a little straighter, took the ears and put them on Yoochun's head. "No fucking way in hell," he said, and passed by him to enter the club and start working.
"Yah,” Yoochun said as he halted him. “I'm your pimp, you should listen to me!"
Jaejoong rolled his eyes. "Keep deluding yourself Yoochun-ah. I'm not going to do it." He tried to pass by Yoochun, but the other didn't let him, having spread out his arms, effectively blocking Jaejoong's way.
"I'm not going to let you work until you put that on," he said.
"If you like it that much why don’t you just wear it yourself?” Jaejoong sneered, getting more annoyed by the second as he tried to pass by Yoochun.
"I know you need the money."
"I know you are about to get kicked in the nuts."
"Yah, Jaejoong," Yoochun snapped. "Why are you always the only one being difficult about these things?! Junsu never complains."
Jaejoong glared at Yoochun, and Yoochun glared back. Jaejoong glare-stared some more until he gave up, realizing Yoochun had won. "This was Junsu's idea, wasn't it," Jaejoong sighed.
"He said he was really looking forward to seeing you in this outfit." Yoochun obviously knew this was Jaejoong’s weakness, and was shamelessly abusing it once again.
"Okay fine," Jaejoong sighed as he took the ears from Yoochun. Reluctantly he stomped back to the table where the white hot pants with a fluffy white tail strapped to it still lay. "But if I lose customers because of this you'll refund me!"
"I seriously doubt that you'll lose customers if you’re dressed like that," Yoochun grinned as he leaned against the wall, unsubtly ogling him as Jaejoong took off his own shirt. "You should take your boxers off as well. You don't want to have them peeping over your pants."
"Yoochun, do you mind?" Jaejoong snapped as he glared at his friend. "I'm trying to change here."
"Fine, fine," Yoochun sighed exasperatedly as he turned around. "Such a prude."
After he'd made sure Yoochun really had turned around and wasn't shooting him pervy looks via the reflection of the window as he usually would, Jaejoong wriggled out of his boxers and put the way-too-short hot pants on. He raised his eyebrow as he looked down, seriously wondering if he was able to walk in this without his package falling out. He reached for the bunny ears and sighed, closing his eyes and putting them on his head as he pulled a face as if he was about to get shot.
"Omo, Jaejoongie, you look so cuuuuute," Junsu exclaimed as he hopped in, practically leaping on top of Jaejoong and causing Yoochun to turn around.
"Nice~" Yoochun grinned sleazily as he came closer and grabbed Jaejoong's shoulders, looking at him intently, at the end poking his furry tail.
"Yah, stop that!" Jaejoong blushed as he slapped Yoochun's hand away while trying to push the bunny Junsu off him.
"Isn't he cute?" Junsu asked Yoochun, slightly too happy, "omo, he's so cute. Such a cute little bunny, look at me, say something bunny-like, wait… do bunnies even make a sound?”
"Junsu, no matter how much I like you, this is going too far," Jaejoong snapped as he pushed the man off him and took the ears off. "I'm going home. Forget the money, I'll just starve to death. This is even worse than that maid-outfit you guys came up with three weeks ago," he exclaimed as he tried to take back his clothes which Junsu had managed to take before him.
"Ah, Jaejoong-ah," he pouted as he used his cutest expression. "I wanted to be bunnies together. You're not going to let me go out there alone, are you?"
"Give me back my clothes Su," Jaejoong snapped as he tried to ignore Junsu's rays of cuteness beaming at him. "And stop looking at me like that!"
"Jaejoong~" Junsu added an extra touch to his pout, smiled at him cutely and then, completely unexpected, shook his butt with a tail attached to it, causing Yoochun to burst out in laughter.
"Oh my god," Jaejoong sighed as he facepalmed. "Okay fine, I'll go, but only because you'll get raped if I'm not there to protect you."
"Keep telling yourself that," Yoochun winked as he took the ears out of Jaejoong's hands and put them back on his head. "You love being a bunny."
In reply to that Jaejoong stepped on Yoochun's foot, not caring to apologize as he pushed his whimpering friend aside carelessly. "You deserved that one," he said and waited for Junsu, who was looking at Yoochun empathetically, to catch up with him. "One remark about me looking fluffy and I’m out of here," he stated before Junsu could say anything.
"Okay sure," Junsu smiled brightly as he took Jaejoong's hand. "How about soft? Or silky, furry, woolly, whiskered, cuddly..."
"Someone, shoot me now," Jaejoong exclaimed as Junsu opened the door laughing.
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"So we just sit here and wait until we get a bunny appointed to us?" Changmin asked as he looked up at the waiter.
"Yes," the man said. He was in possession of a set of large black ears but he was not wearing the skimpy outfit the prostitutes were. "Each employee will talk to you for about ten minutes, giving you time to make a general judgment. If you like what you see, fill in this form," he handed one to Changmin and one to Yunho. "If the employee is interested as well he will come to you and take you to the back. Whatever you do there is up to you, payment is settled at the front desk, any questions?"
Yunho eyed Changmin, who looked up at the waiter as if judging a product. "Only one," he smiled finally, "I have a discount coupon, when do I hand that in?"
If people could die of shame, Yunho was pretty sure he would have as the waiter eyed them with a raised eyebrow. "You can hand it in at the front desk when you're done," he said finally, "now, if you're ready?"
"Totally," Changmin grinned as he leaned back in his soft, golden cushions, giving Yunho a pimpish look.
"You're enjoying this, aren't you," Yunho said as he looked at Changmin, feeling skeptical. He really should consider getting some new friends.
"Of course I am," Changmin said full of conviction. "Look at them." He pointed at a young, tall man with a face like a dumpling and soft brown curls. "Totally my style."
"I didn't know you were into guys," Yunho said as he looked in the direction Changmin was looking. Not his type, but he was always better than the massive drag queen like bunny next to him.
"If they have ears and a tail I do," Changmin grinned.
"Oh my god," Yunho whined as he closed his eyes. "You... I just can't... you're so wrong!"
"I know you like me that way~"
"Stop touching me please," Yunho said as he made an attempt to wriggle away from Changmin's touchy feely hands before they got interrupted. Quickly Yunho pushed Changmin off him and looked up at the two bunnies apologetically. When he did, he found himself looking straight into the eyes of the prettiest man he had ever seen. Slender, creamy-white skin, pitch-black hair, soft pouty lips and almost impossibly large eyes, framed by long eyelashes.
"Hello, my name is Jaejoong," the man said as he turned his gaze from Changmin on Yunho, Jaejoong’s endless dark orbs now looking straight into his. Yunho had pretty much lost all capacity to think, finding himself close to drooling. "The man beside me is Junsu." Yunho heard someone say hi, but didn't even care to take a look. How in earth could anyone be so stunning?
"I'm Changmin," said Changmin. "And this is... uhm... Hyung are you okay?"
"Eh? What?" Yunho asked as he tore his eyes away from Jaejoong and blinked at Changmin, confused. "What did you say?"
"Your name, Hyung, your name," Changmin said, speaking slowly as if Yunho had completely lost it.
"Oh yes, hello, my name is Jung Yunho, 25 years old, a company employee at-"
"Yah," Changmin intervened, Junsu laughing warmly in the background as Jaejoong eyed him, mildly entertained. "What do you think this is, speed dating? Can you at least pretend to be normal?"
Yunho cast Changmin a sour look and then turned his attention back to the two bunnies in front of him, finding himself getting lost in Jaejoong's eyes again. He never had been very fond of bunnies, but Jaejoong's furry ears made him rethink that.
---
"Oh time to go already," Junsu said after ten minutes had passed.
Yunho blinked as he ripped his gaze away from Jaejoong to look at his watch. How the heck had time passed by so fast? He hadn't even said anything. He looked up, just in time to see Junsu waving Changmin and him goodbye, Jaejoong bowing politely, something that looked slightly odd with the barely-there outfit and the bunny ears. He's so cute... Yunho grinned like a total idiot until Jaejoong had turned around and Changmin smacked his head.
"Ouch, what was that for?" He exclaimed indignantly as he rubbed the sore spot.
"That's for you being a idiot, what the fuck were you doing?"
"I wasn't doing anything!"
"Well yeah, that much was obvious," Changmin sighed as he shook his head and took Yunho's form. "Here, give me that."
"Hey, what are you doing?" Yunho asked as he tried to take back his paper, failing miserably as Changmin held him off easily.
"I'm getting you laid, duh," he answered and handed the paper to a waiter that passed by. "That is, if you didn't totally screw up already."
Yunho watched the waiter walk away with his piece of paper, swallowing a little as he sat back in his seat. He was so not made for these kind of things.
---
"Oh my god, you should've seen him," Junsu exclaimed to Yoochun while Jaejoong adjusted his ears in the mirror. "He was practically drifting off his chair, I've never seen anyone swoon that much before!"
"It wasn't that bad," Jaejoong intervened as he shot a quick glance at Junsu, who was unaware of Yoochun shamelessly staring at his butt. "He was just a little bit... uncommunicative."
"And he's so good looking," Junsu flailed on, slapping Yoochun's hand away from his butt as he put his ears back on his head. "Ah, why is Jaejoong always the lucky one. All I get is ugly ones and Yoochun, who doesn't even pay me."
Jaejoong shook his head as he turned away from Yoochun's attempt to tackle Junsu and take him on the floor whispering an 'I pay you in love baby'. "Whatever, it's just work. As long as he pays me well, I don't care what he looks like."
"Keep telling yourself that," Junsu smiled as he managed to shove Yoochun aside. "You'd totally love being... yah, Yoochun, can you maybe stop?"
"What?" Yoochun looked up innocently from full out groping Junsu. "It's not my fault, it's your tail, it's so fluffy, I just have to touch it."
"You're not even touching my tail," Junsu whined as he slapped Yoochun's hand away from his ass for the seventh time.
"Well your butt is also fluffy."
"I don't even... yah!"
Jaejoong had just decided now was a very good time to leave the two to themselves when one of the waiters came in, an evaluation form in his hand.
"Kim Jaejoong-ssi, I was looking for you," he started, "you already have a positive evaluation from a customer. Here," he tried to hand the paper to Jaejoong, but Junsu dived forward and managed to take it before him.
"Already? You've only been working for 20 minutes, omo, this must be a record!" he exclaimed as he opened the paper, ignoring Yoochun who was sneaking up behind him. "Let's see, I bet it's from, ah yes, from Yunho-ssi~ so lucky Jaejoong!"
"Hey, that's mine," Jaejoong said, annoyed, as he tried to take the form from Junsu.
"Let's see your rating. On a scale from one to ten you got a... 1,1? That's not very good..."
"Junsu, honey, that's an 11," Yoochun said as he wrapped his arms around him and looked over his shoulder. "Why else would it be placed after the 10?"
"Well, that's stupid," Junsu frowned, "the scores only go up to 10. I'd say this form is invalid and-"
"It's totally valid, here, give me that," Jaejoong snapped as finally managed to rip the paper away from Junsu.
"Ooh, so eager~" Junsu and Yoochun cooed at the same time, causing Jaejoong to roll his eyes and turn around. After he'd made sure his hair was perfect and his ears were still on straight he turned around and walked back to the front.
"You have to see him," Junsu whispered to Yoochun from behind Jaejoong. "Really tall, toned, large hands. You know what they say about large hands!"
"Oh my god," Jaejoong exclaimed as he slammed the door shut behind him. If not for Yoochun allowing him to choose his own customers and giving him such good terms, he would've been straight out of here.
Still slightly annoyed, he stomped off to the table where Yunho was. He realized five meters before he arrived that bunnies weren't supposed to stomp, and started swaying instead. Because god forbid he'd start hopping.
"Yunho-ssi?" he smiled politely as the handsome man looked up. Just from the tension in his body and the widening of his eyes Jaejoong could tell that this was going to be an easy one. The man would probably come within five minutes and pay royally. Exactly how Jaejoong liked them. "Will you come with me?"
Yunho just stared at him like a dying goldfish and Jaejoong almost started to wonder if the man suffered from brain malfunction when the tall guy behind him kicked his leg rather harshly.
"Sorry," the man, Changmin he remembered, said. "He's not very used to falling in love at first sight, are you Hyung?"
"I... yes," Yunho rambled incoherently as he got pushed up by Changmin and pressed against Jaejoong. He flushed brightly and almost tumbled backwards over the table in his eagerness to get away.
"It's okay," Changmin patted Yunho on the shoulder, giving him a confident smile as you would with a child who's about to enter primary school for the first time. "You can do it,” he said before turning his attention to Jaejoong who was frowning a little. “Don't worry," he said, "give him five minutes, then he'll realize who he is again and be just fine."
"Okay," Jaejoong said, still slightly hesitant as he took Yunho's hand and started making his way towards the back door. He tried to shake his booty just a little more than strictly necessary. No matter how much he'd disliked this at first, he was kind of getting into being a bunny.
"Just here," he smiled as he guided Yunho through a hallway and into the first empty room he could find. Gently he pushed Yunho inside, using his most seductive smile while he nudged him towards the king-sized bed and closed the door behind them.
As Yunho sat on the bed, staring at Jaejoong's wonderful ass and white fluffy tail, he realized that this was what it felt like to have your brain replaced with nothing but air. But Yunho was a man with an ego - or something - and men like that should not be caught off guard so easily. With that thought in mind he jumped up, already halfway to Jaejoong when the other turned around and smiled like the epitome of cute, sexy, hot, adorable, pretty, handsome and all the other positive words Yunho could think of.
"Do you need to go somewhere?" Jaejoong asked as he looked up at him. Yunho tried to stay focused on his goal, not allowing his mind to wander towards how hot Jaejoong's body was, or how kissable his lips, or how much he was into bunnies now, and closed the distance between them until he was almost nose to nose with Jaejoong.
He saw Jaejoong’s pretty smile faltering just a little, confusion shining through before Yunho took Jaejoong’s hands and pinned them above the man’s head. "I think here is just fine," Yunho said in a low voice and shifted his gaze from Jaejoong's eyes to his delicious looking lips. His entire body was trembling in anticipation as he trailed his hands from Jaejoong's hands over his arms, and past over his sides. He could feel the other's breath on his lips, all tempting and inviting, and decided then that he was going to drag this out as long as he could.
"I see you found your intelligence," Jaejoong said as looked up at him with his eyes twinkling mischievously, smiling just a little and making it difficult for Yunho to refrain himself from tearing Jaejoong’s clothes off right there and then. Not that Jaejoong wore that many clothes. "So what'd you like to do?" he asked, sighing, pleased as Yunho brushed his hands over his ass. Jaejoong bucked into his touch just slightly. "Are we just going to stand here, or what?"
Yunho trailed his hands over Jaejoong's legs and then lifted him up, making Jaejoong exclaim a surprised noise as he was suddenly looking down at Yunho instead of up. Yunho couldn't help but grin at the spontaneous reaction of the other.
"You're right," he said and leaned forward to press a quick kiss at the side of Jaejoong's mouth. "Let's move." And without giving a warning he tilted the other away from the wall, pulling another surprised yell from Jaejoong, carried him across the room and dumped him on the bed unceremoniously, causing his bunny ears to fall on the floor.
As fast as he could, Yunho untied his shoes and cast them aside, eager to get back to what he was doing, when Jaejoong called out his name. His voice was semi-playful, semi-seductive, and so in tune with his outfit that Yunho found himself practically leaping on top of the other. He completely forgot about his previous intentions of teasing, and kissed Jaejoong full on the mouth, not caring that this might not exactly be what you were supposed to do with a prostitute.
Jaejoong whimpered against his lips, his hips bucking up as Yunho slid his hands in between his legs. As he tangled their tongues together, battling with Jaejoong for dominance, he massaged Jaejoong’s already half-hard member expertly. Within no-time he had Jaejoong all moany and needy underneath him, groaning a demand for him to take his clothes off in a voice that was downright sinful.
Yunho grinned as he moved up to a sitting position and started to undo the buttons of his shirt, extra slowly, merely to annoy Jaejoong. He thought he had him, as Jaejoong close to glared at him impatiently, but he quickly discovered he was wrong as Jaejoong leaned up and pushed him against the headboard. Yunho faltered in what he was doing as Jaejoong took things in own hands, undoing the buckle of Yunho’s belt and ridding him of his pants so quickly Yunho hadn’t fully comprehended what was going on until Jaejoong slipped his hands past the band of his boxers.
“Well now,” Jaejoong whispered in a voice that in itself was enough to make him hard, “let’s see what we have here.” And he pulled Yunho’s boxers down, revealing his already fully hard cock.
Earlier, Yunho had decided not to waist his libido on a blow job. Who would want that when you could also fuck someone who looked like Jaejoong? But the way Jaejoong’s eyes twinkled as he licked his lips made him momentarily forget all about that. His hands were still halfway through undoing the buttons of his shirt when his breath hitched because Jaejoong’s soft, pouty lips brushed over his tip. He made an attempt to undo the next button, his hands trembling, but stopped for a second time when Jaejoong licked over his shaft, all the way down and up again, to end with taking all of him at once.
“Fuck,” Yunho cursed, forcing his eyes to stay open as he looked at Jaejoong eagerly licking, lapping and sucking his cock like it was the best thing that ever happened to him. Jaejoong sure knew what he was doing, and within seconds Yunho felt his orgasm building up. Quickly he proceeded to undo his buttons with one hand, his other resting on Jaejoong’s head and clenching at his hair in an attempt not to completely lose himself.
“W-wait,” Yunho managed to force out as he undid the last button. An almost obscene popping sound was heard as Jaejoong took Yunho’s cock from his mouth, giving it one last teasing lap before he looked up.
He blinked innocently. “Don’t you like it?” It didn’t really sound as if he’d asked him if he liked it, but rather as an invitation, like saying ‘I only just got started’. Yunho groaned as he struggled out of his shirt, took Jaejoong’s shoulder and pushed him against the bed. For a second time he crashed their lips together as he hovered over Jaejoong, vaguely tasting himself in the other man’s mouth.
“Oh, I liked it,” Yunho breathed as he broke their kiss, his hands already darting over Jaejoong’s body, towards his pants. “But I know something I’ll like even better.” Slowly he undid the button and zipper of Jaejoong’s pants and dipped his hand inside.
“And what’s that?” Jaejoong asked, moaning slightly as Yunho took his member and started pumping it in slow, steady motions.
“You’ll just have to wait and find out, won’t you?” Yunho grinned and moved away to take Jaejoong’s pants off.
After having taken his pants off, Yunho moved for the dresser next to the bed, taking what he needed from the drawer and dumping it on the bed next to him. Jaejoong watched him, fascinated. It had happened before that customers wanted to hear him scream out in pleasure as if they were doing a wonderful job, but Yunho somehow seemed set on actually doing a good job as he took the lube and placed Jaejoong’s legs over his shoulders. It was cute in a way, and Jaejoong was set to reward him with some nice moaning, but it wasn’t like Yunho really had a chance. Sure, he would cum with the way Yunho was working at him now, but these days it was hard to be impressed by anything his customers tried anymore.
Automatically, Jaejoong whimpered when Yunho pressed a finger inside him, already happy that the other had decided to prepare him at all, and cast a lustful look at him. The man sure was a pleasure to look at, which made this a lot more pleasant as well. “Yunho, hurry up,” he whined for the sake of it, vaguely wondering what time it was.
Yunho looked up at him, and Jaejoong looked back temptingly.
“Close your eyes, I want you to enjoy this,” Yunho said in a low voice. Jaejoong had to say, he was sort of curious about what that voice would sound like when Yunho was on the verge of his orgasm. So instead of making a crude remark about Yunho doing something unnecessary, Jaejoong decided to play along and closed his eyes as he leaned back against the headboard. Yunho was set on giving him a good time? Sure, whatever, as long as he paid for it, Jaejoong was fine with pretty much anything.
Vaguely he wondered what Yunho was doing before he felt another finger getting pressed inside him. He exclaimed a pleased noise, not completely forced, he really did appreciate the preparation, and wondered if he should touch himself for Yunho’s pleasure. When he peeked at Yunho, however, he saw the other wasn’t even looking at him. This slightly annoyed him somehow, an annoyance that quickly disappeared when he suddenly felt a warm heat closing around his cock.
“Yunho…” he started, swallowing as the other’s expert tongue swirled around his member like a professional. Yunho shifted his position a little but didn’t reply, too occupied with sucking him off while thrusting another finger inside him.
Oh god… Jaejoong tried to contain a moan as he closed his eyes and leaned back against the bed frame. Yunho thrust in particularly deep and sucked sharply at his fully hard cock, making Jaejoong moan, this time not forced at all. Where the fuck did he learn how to do that?
“You were saying something?” Yunho asked as he looked up at Jaejoong, his hand still stroking him.
“Usually people pay me to give them blowjobs, not the other way around,” he breathed as he eyed Yunho, flushed. There were probably a thousand more kinky things to say, but he couldn’t think of any as he trailed his eyes over Yunho’s well-trained body, towards his still fully hard member. He was almost anticipating having that inside of him, wondering what it would be like if Yunho's fingers could already turn him on this much.
“Sorry,” Yunho smirked as he took the condom he’d dropped beside him and opened the package with his teeth. “Guess I was too occupied staring at you to read the rules.”
“You didn’t suit me as the type to care about rules anyway,” Jaejoong teased back as he watched Yunho put the rubber on. “Oh, and by the way,” he started as Yunho pressed him against the headboard. “If you cum the moment you enter me I’m going to charge you extra.”
Yunho looked up at him, surprised, then grinned broadly. “Is that so?” he asked as he leaned in closer, his cock temptingly brushing in between Jaejoong’s ass cheeks. “Do I get a discount if I make you cum first?”
Jaejoong scoffed. “No.”
“Too bad,” Yunho replied as his lips ghosted over Jaejoong’s. “But don’t worry, I won’t,” he smirked. “You’re not that hot.”
What the… “Yah,” Jaejoon started, but found the words getting stuck inside his throat as Yunho suddenly thrust in. Instead of finishing his sentence he moaned, clenching at Yunho’s shoulders before glaring up at him. Not that hot huh. He clenched the muscles in his ass together the moment Yunho pressed inside of him, very pleased to see the other’s face change in pleasure as Yunho let out a low, hoarse moan. I’ll show you.
“Fuck, Jaejoong,” Yunho breathed.
Jaejoong smirked, “you like it?”
Yunho whimpered something inaudible, his entire body trembling as he glared down at him. Jaejoong had his witty comment already prepared when Yunho suddenly grabbed the lattice behind him, folded him double against the headboard, and thrust in sharply so he hit Jaejoong’s prostate straight on. Jaejoong gasped as pleasure shot down up his spine, not at all prepared for this.
“Yunho…” He still tried, but when Yunho thrust in again, and again, speeding up his tempo and fucking him insanely deep he quickly found himself going incoherent until he was merely moaning instead. A voice in the back of his head said he was supposed to be focused on Yunho’s pleasure, not his own, but he couldn’t help reaching for his own member and stroking it in time with Yunho’s thrusts. Shots of pleasure kept rushing through his body from his lower regions and Jaejoong could already feel his orgasm approaching, bubbling just below the surface and putting his entire body on edge when Yunho suddenly stopped his thrusts.
You’ve got to be kidding me. Jaejoong whined as he clasped at the other’s shoulders. Don’t fucking stop now!
“Just a second,” Yunho panted as he obviously struggled to hold back his orgasm. Jaejoong could feel the other’s cock twitch inside him, and somehow that turned him on even more. He whimpered, frustrated, as he moved his hips a little, trying to gain at least some friction to ease the impossible longing for some pleasure. “Fuck Jae,” Yunho gasped, “don’t!”
“So close,” Jaejoong whimpered as his own cock leaked pre cum on his fingers. He didn’t want to stroke himself off as long as Yunho didn’t thrust inside of him, but it was very difficult not to. “Fuck, so close. Just move already!“
Jaejoong didn’t get the chance to complain any further as Yunho pulled him away from the headboard by his legs and pushed him on the matrass. As his head hit the soft blankets bellow him Jaejoong looked up, his cock twitching in anticipation as Yunho took his legs, flung them over his shoulders and thrust inside of him sharply. He practically screamed out in pleasure as the bundle of nerves was hit dead on, the thought of stroking himself off no longer crossing his mind, his arms falling back on the bed uselessly. His entire body shook as Yunho fucked him senseless, faster and faster, until the shots of pleasure turned into steady waves.
“Y-Yunho, fuck, I’m going to… oh god,” he gasped incoherently as he clamped at the blankets underneath him, the waves following each other up faster and faster until he could see nothing but stars and white flashes. Jaejoong moaned out loud as his orgasm crashed over him, Yunho’s faster and faster thrusts making it almost impossible for him to do anything but take the pounding. He heard Yunho groan, low and hoarse and felt his lips crashing against his before he felt him cum inside of him.
Weakly Jaejoong tried to wrap his arms around Yunho’s sweaty frame, his body still lingering in its post-orgasmic state as Yunho fell on top of him, his breathing heavy. “Not bad,” he whispered in Yunho’s ear.
“Not bad?!” Yunho asked, almost indignant, and out of breath as he pushed himself up by his arms and looked down at Jaejoong. Then he noticed his teasing smile. “You… ah, forget it,” he breathed as he rolled off him.
“Hey, I was just kidding,” Jaejoong quickly said as he touched Yunho’s back. “You were the best I had for quite a long time.”
“That’s not good enough,” Yunho replied as he picked Jaejoong’s bunny ears off the floor and put them back on Jaejoong’s head. “I’m not leaving until I’m the best you’ve ever head,” he whispered lowly as he hovered back over Jaejoong.
“That might take you some time,” Jaejoong replied as he looked up at Yunho, a small smile forming on his face. “And quite some money.”
“I have enough of both,” Yunho smirked and pressed a kiss to Jaejoong’s neck.
Jaejoong whimpered as Yunho’s hands darted over his body, teasing every part of him and turning him all needy in no time. “One condition,” he breathed as Yunho’s kisses trailed lower.
“Hm?” Yunho asked as Jaejoong moved up in a sitting position and lifted Yunho’s chin up.
“The next round is on me,” he demanded, and then took Yunho’s lips once more.
---
After roughly two hours, Yunho appeared at the front again, more than one person eyeing him, amused, as he strolled towards Changmin in his still post orgasmic state. His friend, who had somehow managed to start a philosophical discussion about the meaning of instant noodles with dumpling-faced bunny smirked the moment he spotted him.
“Finally done?”
“I think I can die happy now,” Yunho replied as he smiled hazily into the distance.
“I can tell,” Changmin said as he shook his head at bunny apologetically. “Sorry Kyuhyun, it’s time for me and the pervert to leave. I’ll probably see you around.”
“Here,” Yunho said, the moment Changmin had stood up, and handed him his credit card. “I’ll pay for the drinks as well. Oh and here,” he handed added some bills. “Give a tip too.”
“Uhm, Hyung, this is 200,000 won. Don’t you think that’s slightly over the top?” Changmin asked as he looked up at Yunho. “My god, what did he do to you?”
“Let’s go back again tomorrow.”
“Completely lost it,” Changmin decided as he shook his head at Yunho emphatically. “Oh wait, before you go outside Hyung.”
“Hm?”
“Maybe you should take those bunny ears off, you’re attracting an awful lot of attention.”
Yunho smiled at him, far broader than could be expected in this situation. “Nah, I like them. See you outside.”
Changmin rolled his eyes and shook his head as he went for the counter, making a mental note that he really should find some new friends.
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Pairings: Yunho/Jaejoong, (hinted Yoochun/Junsu)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, smut
Warnings: Sexual content, Jaejoong in a bunny outfit, excessive randomness
Length: One-shot (request)
Beta'ed by: kkumkkae
Summary: Changmin forces Yunho into a brothel where Yunho finds out that bunnies are more appealing than he'd initially thought.
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A/N: At the time of the JYJ concert in Europe I got the request for writing Jaejoong in a bunny outfit, Jaejoong with white hot pants and a collar, Yoochun as a pimp, YunJae smut, smut in general and I even remember some roller blades being mentioned (though I did not use the last one because they were too difficult to take off). In trade taemun and hattukissa (and originally also kkumkkae but I'm already forcing her to draw for my fic so she was too occupied :P) would draw Jaejoong in a bunny outfit :D This is the result:
Haha, so awesome~~~ *flails through the room* Ah, I wish I could draw... Oh well, I'll just stick to writing~ I hope you guys like it! ^^
---Fluffy tails and too much money
“I said I’d go to a club with you, to dance, Changmin. To dance,” Yunho exclaimed as he looked at his friend, not quite believing that this was happening to him. “Not to some gay brothel to get laid. Seriously, what the fuck?”
“You have no imagination, Hyung,” Changmin sighed as he shook his head and pointed at the poster like he was advertising a new product. “These are not prostitutes. They are so much more than that.”
“Changmin,” Yunho said, “they get paid for men to fuck them.”
“They are self-employed entrepreneurs, professional entertainers, free and-“
“They’re prostitutes.”
“Maybe a little prostitute-ish.”
“Forget it,” Yunho said as he turned around. “I’m going. See you later.”
“Hyung,” Changmin said as he halted him. His face looked as if he was about to explain to a five-year old that his pet hamster had just died. “When was the last time you got laid?”
“Why does that matter?” Yunho replied reluctantly. “I’m managing perfectly fine on my own.”
“It was four-hundred-seventy-six days ago,” Changmin said with the most earnest of expressions, letting a silence fall to emphasize his point.
“Do I want to know why you know this?” Yunho asked as he gave his friend a dubious look.
“Four-hundred-seventy-six days is a long time, Hyung,” Changmin continued, ignoring the question as he shook his head emphatically. “If you don’t act soon your penis might fall off.”
“Yah, it’s not like you get laid that often either,” Yunho exclaimed indignantly. “Besides, it was my own choice, I needed some time for myself!”
Changmin raised his eyebrow and kept staring at him, his face making it clear that he was utterly unconvinced, until it made Yunho shift uncomfortably. “My personal life is of no importance right now,” Changmin said in a strict tone, “I already told you that today is about you only. I’m trying to help you here.”
“Not exactly what I imagined when you said you wanted to go to a place I’d like,” Yunho mumbled reluctantly. “But I should’ve known.”
“And because I’m such a good friend, I’ll pay tonight.”
“What, you’ll pay for my prostitute?”
“What the… no of course not! I’ll pay for your drinks. God, you’re unbelievable,” Changmin exclaimed. “Such a pervert.”
Yunho rolled his eyes, knowing he would never be able to win this discussion, no matter what he tried, and decided he might as well get this over with. “Fine,” he sighed. “But only one place. I’m not planning to keep trolling around this area until far past midnight just because the ‘vibe isn’t right’.”
“The vibe is important,” Changmin replied. “But don’t worry. I’ve got a feeling we’ll be getting lucky tonight. Or at least, you will,” his grin was so wide, it made a shiver run down Yunho’s spine. He was already regretting agreeing. “For I,” Changmin continued dramatically as he stuck his hand in his pocket and drew a flyer out, “have a discount coupon!”
“You have a discount coupon for a prostitute…” Yunho repeated, not sure if he had heard it right.
“No! Aish, what is it with you today?” Changmin said as he gave him his best look of revulsion. “It’s a discount for the drinks, drinks, Hyung. You and your prostitutes. Try to restrain yourself a little.”
“… Let’s just go,” Yunho said finally. Before I murder someone.
---
Yunho’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets as he stared at the interior of the small club, which was designed for customers to meet up with their potential fuck buddies for the night. It wasn’t the kitsch drapes, nor the gold-coloured, flashy couches that made his jaw drop. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he said as he followed a man barely his age with his eyes.
He wore tight, white hot pants and a small, white collar, showing his well-trained abs and nice ass. But Yunho wasn’t looking at that, for on top of the man’s head were two large, fluffy bunny ears. The man winked at him suggestively when he caught him staring and turned around to go back inside. Yunho could now even spot a fluffy, white bunny tail. “Bunnies…” he said, flabbergasted, “they’re all… dressed as bunnies…”
“What did you expect?” Changmin asked as he looked past the queue of impatient customers in front of him, judging how long it would take before they were going to be granted a seat. “The flyer said ‘bunny night special’.”
Yunho glared at his friend. “You never told me the flyer said that.”
“I didn’t?” Changmin asked, his voice sounding like he couldn’t care less. “Well, now you know.”
“Yah, I’m not going in there,” Yunho said, his voice changing to a whisper as another bunny passed them by. “I can’t have sex with a… a rabbit. That’s just gross.”
“All about sex again, my god.”
“Changmin, I’m serious. I’m not going in there.”
“But you have to go,” Changmin continued as he tore his eyes away from a particularly round-assed bunny and faced Yunho. “We’ve been in this line for over a minute already, you don’t want that time to go to waste, do you? Besides, it’d be a shame to not use the discount coupon.”
And because of Changmin’s flawless logic and Yunho’s lack of argumentation skills he found himself comfortably seated in the fluffy, golden cushions fifteen minutes later.
---
Jaejoong burst out in laughter, hiccuping and gasping like mad until he met Yoochun’s serious gaze. “Wait… you’re serious?”
“Dead serious.”
Jaejoong stared at him, his grin slowly disappearing as he looked at the fluffy bunny ears in front of him. He stood up a little straighter, took the ears and put them on Yoochun's head. "No fucking way in hell," he said, and passed by him to enter the club and start working.
"Yah,” Yoochun said as he halted him. “I'm your pimp, you should listen to me!"
Jaejoong rolled his eyes. "Keep deluding yourself Yoochun-ah. I'm not going to do it." He tried to pass by Yoochun, but the other didn't let him, having spread out his arms, effectively blocking Jaejoong's way.
"I'm not going to let you work until you put that on," he said.
"If you like it that much why don’t you just wear it yourself?” Jaejoong sneered, getting more annoyed by the second as he tried to pass by Yoochun.
"I know you need the money."
"I know you are about to get kicked in the nuts."
"Yah, Jaejoong," Yoochun snapped. "Why are you always the only one being difficult about these things?! Junsu never complains."
Jaejoong glared at Yoochun, and Yoochun glared back. Jaejoong glare-stared some more until he gave up, realizing Yoochun had won. "This was Junsu's idea, wasn't it," Jaejoong sighed.
"He said he was really looking forward to seeing you in this outfit." Yoochun obviously knew this was Jaejoong’s weakness, and was shamelessly abusing it once again.
"Okay fine," Jaejoong sighed as he took the ears from Yoochun. Reluctantly he stomped back to the table where the white hot pants with a fluffy white tail strapped to it still lay. "But if I lose customers because of this you'll refund me!"
"I seriously doubt that you'll lose customers if you’re dressed like that," Yoochun grinned as he leaned against the wall, unsubtly ogling him as Jaejoong took off his own shirt. "You should take your boxers off as well. You don't want to have them peeping over your pants."
"Yoochun, do you mind?" Jaejoong snapped as he glared at his friend. "I'm trying to change here."
"Fine, fine," Yoochun sighed exasperatedly as he turned around. "Such a prude."
After he'd made sure Yoochun really had turned around and wasn't shooting him pervy looks via the reflection of the window as he usually would, Jaejoong wriggled out of his boxers and put the way-too-short hot pants on. He raised his eyebrow as he looked down, seriously wondering if he was able to walk in this without his package falling out. He reached for the bunny ears and sighed, closing his eyes and putting them on his head as he pulled a face as if he was about to get shot.
"Omo, Jaejoongie, you look so cuuuuute," Junsu exclaimed as he hopped in, practically leaping on top of Jaejoong and causing Yoochun to turn around.
"Nice~" Yoochun grinned sleazily as he came closer and grabbed Jaejoong's shoulders, looking at him intently, at the end poking his furry tail.
"Yah, stop that!" Jaejoong blushed as he slapped Yoochun's hand away while trying to push the bunny Junsu off him.
"Isn't he cute?" Junsu asked Yoochun, slightly too happy, "omo, he's so cute. Such a cute little bunny, look at me, say something bunny-like, wait… do bunnies even make a sound?”
"Junsu, no matter how much I like you, this is going too far," Jaejoong snapped as he pushed the man off him and took the ears off. "I'm going home. Forget the money, I'll just starve to death. This is even worse than that maid-outfit you guys came up with three weeks ago," he exclaimed as he tried to take back his clothes which Junsu had managed to take before him.
"Ah, Jaejoong-ah," he pouted as he used his cutest expression. "I wanted to be bunnies together. You're not going to let me go out there alone, are you?"
"Give me back my clothes Su," Jaejoong snapped as he tried to ignore Junsu's rays of cuteness beaming at him. "And stop looking at me like that!"
"Jaejoong~" Junsu added an extra touch to his pout, smiled at him cutely and then, completely unexpected, shook his butt with a tail attached to it, causing Yoochun to burst out in laughter.
"Oh my god," Jaejoong sighed as he facepalmed. "Okay fine, I'll go, but only because you'll get raped if I'm not there to protect you."
"Keep telling yourself that," Yoochun winked as he took the ears out of Jaejoong's hands and put them back on his head. "You love being a bunny."
In reply to that Jaejoong stepped on Yoochun's foot, not caring to apologize as he pushed his whimpering friend aside carelessly. "You deserved that one," he said and waited for Junsu, who was looking at Yoochun empathetically, to catch up with him. "One remark about me looking fluffy and I’m out of here," he stated before Junsu could say anything.
"Okay sure," Junsu smiled brightly as he took Jaejoong's hand. "How about soft? Or silky, furry, woolly, whiskered, cuddly..."
"Someone, shoot me now," Jaejoong exclaimed as Junsu opened the door laughing.
---
"So we just sit here and wait until we get a bunny appointed to us?" Changmin asked as he looked up at the waiter.
"Yes," the man said. He was in possession of a set of large black ears but he was not wearing the skimpy outfit the prostitutes were. "Each employee will talk to you for about ten minutes, giving you time to make a general judgment. If you like what you see, fill in this form," he handed one to Changmin and one to Yunho. "If the employee is interested as well he will come to you and take you to the back. Whatever you do there is up to you, payment is settled at the front desk, any questions?"
Yunho eyed Changmin, who looked up at the waiter as if judging a product. "Only one," he smiled finally, "I have a discount coupon, when do I hand that in?"
If people could die of shame, Yunho was pretty sure he would have as the waiter eyed them with a raised eyebrow. "You can hand it in at the front desk when you're done," he said finally, "now, if you're ready?"
"Totally," Changmin grinned as he leaned back in his soft, golden cushions, giving Yunho a pimpish look.
"You're enjoying this, aren't you," Yunho said as he looked at Changmin, feeling skeptical. He really should consider getting some new friends.
"Of course I am," Changmin said full of conviction. "Look at them." He pointed at a young, tall man with a face like a dumpling and soft brown curls. "Totally my style."
"I didn't know you were into guys," Yunho said as he looked in the direction Changmin was looking. Not his type, but he was always better than the massive drag queen like bunny next to him.
"If they have ears and a tail I do," Changmin grinned.
"Oh my god," Yunho whined as he closed his eyes. "You... I just can't... you're so wrong!"
"I know you like me that way~"
"Stop touching me please," Yunho said as he made an attempt to wriggle away from Changmin's touchy feely hands before they got interrupted. Quickly Yunho pushed Changmin off him and looked up at the two bunnies apologetically. When he did, he found himself looking straight into the eyes of the prettiest man he had ever seen. Slender, creamy-white skin, pitch-black hair, soft pouty lips and almost impossibly large eyes, framed by long eyelashes.
"Hello, my name is Jaejoong," the man said as he turned his gaze from Changmin on Yunho, Jaejoong’s endless dark orbs now looking straight into his. Yunho had pretty much lost all capacity to think, finding himself close to drooling. "The man beside me is Junsu." Yunho heard someone say hi, but didn't even care to take a look. How in earth could anyone be so stunning?
"I'm Changmin," said Changmin. "And this is... uhm... Hyung are you okay?"
"Eh? What?" Yunho asked as he tore his eyes away from Jaejoong and blinked at Changmin, confused. "What did you say?"
"Your name, Hyung, your name," Changmin said, speaking slowly as if Yunho had completely lost it.
"Oh yes, hello, my name is Jung Yunho, 25 years old, a company employee at-"
"Yah," Changmin intervened, Junsu laughing warmly in the background as Jaejoong eyed him, mildly entertained. "What do you think this is, speed dating? Can you at least pretend to be normal?"
Yunho cast Changmin a sour look and then turned his attention back to the two bunnies in front of him, finding himself getting lost in Jaejoong's eyes again. He never had been very fond of bunnies, but Jaejoong's furry ears made him rethink that.
---
"Oh time to go already," Junsu said after ten minutes had passed.
Yunho blinked as he ripped his gaze away from Jaejoong to look at his watch. How the heck had time passed by so fast? He hadn't even said anything. He looked up, just in time to see Junsu waving Changmin and him goodbye, Jaejoong bowing politely, something that looked slightly odd with the barely-there outfit and the bunny ears. He's so cute... Yunho grinned like a total idiot until Jaejoong had turned around and Changmin smacked his head.
"Ouch, what was that for?" He exclaimed indignantly as he rubbed the sore spot.
"That's for you being a idiot, what the fuck were you doing?"
"I wasn't doing anything!"
"Well yeah, that much was obvious," Changmin sighed as he shook his head and took Yunho's form. "Here, give me that."
"Hey, what are you doing?" Yunho asked as he tried to take back his paper, failing miserably as Changmin held him off easily.
"I'm getting you laid, duh," he answered and handed the paper to a waiter that passed by. "That is, if you didn't totally screw up already."
Yunho watched the waiter walk away with his piece of paper, swallowing a little as he sat back in his seat. He was so not made for these kind of things.
---
"Oh my god, you should've seen him," Junsu exclaimed to Yoochun while Jaejoong adjusted his ears in the mirror. "He was practically drifting off his chair, I've never seen anyone swoon that much before!"
"It wasn't that bad," Jaejoong intervened as he shot a quick glance at Junsu, who was unaware of Yoochun shamelessly staring at his butt. "He was just a little bit... uncommunicative."
"And he's so good looking," Junsu flailed on, slapping Yoochun's hand away from his butt as he put his ears back on his head. "Ah, why is Jaejoong always the lucky one. All I get is ugly ones and Yoochun, who doesn't even pay me."
Jaejoong shook his head as he turned away from Yoochun's attempt to tackle Junsu and take him on the floor whispering an 'I pay you in love baby'. "Whatever, it's just work. As long as he pays me well, I don't care what he looks like."
"Keep telling yourself that," Junsu smiled as he managed to shove Yoochun aside. "You'd totally love being... yah, Yoochun, can you maybe stop?"
"What?" Yoochun looked up innocently from full out groping Junsu. "It's not my fault, it's your tail, it's so fluffy, I just have to touch it."
"You're not even touching my tail," Junsu whined as he slapped Yoochun's hand away from his ass for the seventh time.
"Well your butt is also fluffy."
"I don't even... yah!"
Jaejoong had just decided now was a very good time to leave the two to themselves when one of the waiters came in, an evaluation form in his hand.
"Kim Jaejoong-ssi, I was looking for you," he started, "you already have a positive evaluation from a customer. Here," he tried to hand the paper to Jaejoong, but Junsu dived forward and managed to take it before him.
"Already? You've only been working for 20 minutes, omo, this must be a record!" he exclaimed as he opened the paper, ignoring Yoochun who was sneaking up behind him. "Let's see, I bet it's from, ah yes, from Yunho-ssi~ so lucky Jaejoong!"
"Hey, that's mine," Jaejoong said, annoyed, as he tried to take the form from Junsu.
"Let's see your rating. On a scale from one to ten you got a... 1,1? That's not very good..."
"Junsu, honey, that's an 11," Yoochun said as he wrapped his arms around him and looked over his shoulder. "Why else would it be placed after the 10?"
"Well, that's stupid," Junsu frowned, "the scores only go up to 10. I'd say this form is invalid and-"
"It's totally valid, here, give me that," Jaejoong snapped as finally managed to rip the paper away from Junsu.
"Ooh, so eager~" Junsu and Yoochun cooed at the same time, causing Jaejoong to roll his eyes and turn around. After he'd made sure his hair was perfect and his ears were still on straight he turned around and walked back to the front.
"You have to see him," Junsu whispered to Yoochun from behind Jaejoong. "Really tall, toned, large hands. You know what they say about large hands!"
"Oh my god," Jaejoong exclaimed as he slammed the door shut behind him. If not for Yoochun allowing him to choose his own customers and giving him such good terms, he would've been straight out of here.
Still slightly annoyed, he stomped off to the table where Yunho was. He realized five meters before he arrived that bunnies weren't supposed to stomp, and started swaying instead. Because god forbid he'd start hopping.
"Yunho-ssi?" he smiled politely as the handsome man looked up. Just from the tension in his body and the widening of his eyes Jaejoong could tell that this was going to be an easy one. The man would probably come within five minutes and pay royally. Exactly how Jaejoong liked them. "Will you come with me?"
Yunho just stared at him like a dying goldfish and Jaejoong almost started to wonder if the man suffered from brain malfunction when the tall guy behind him kicked his leg rather harshly.
"Sorry," the man, Changmin he remembered, said. "He's not very used to falling in love at first sight, are you Hyung?"
"I... yes," Yunho rambled incoherently as he got pushed up by Changmin and pressed against Jaejoong. He flushed brightly and almost tumbled backwards over the table in his eagerness to get away.
"It's okay," Changmin patted Yunho on the shoulder, giving him a confident smile as you would with a child who's about to enter primary school for the first time. "You can do it,” he said before turning his attention to Jaejoong who was frowning a little. “Don't worry," he said, "give him five minutes, then he'll realize who he is again and be just fine."
"Okay," Jaejoong said, still slightly hesitant as he took Yunho's hand and started making his way towards the back door. He tried to shake his booty just a little more than strictly necessary. No matter how much he'd disliked this at first, he was kind of getting into being a bunny.
"Just here," he smiled as he guided Yunho through a hallway and into the first empty room he could find. Gently he pushed Yunho inside, using his most seductive smile while he nudged him towards the king-sized bed and closed the door behind them.
As Yunho sat on the bed, staring at Jaejoong's wonderful ass and white fluffy tail, he realized that this was what it felt like to have your brain replaced with nothing but air. But Yunho was a man with an ego - or something - and men like that should not be caught off guard so easily. With that thought in mind he jumped up, already halfway to Jaejoong when the other turned around and smiled like the epitome of cute, sexy, hot, adorable, pretty, handsome and all the other positive words Yunho could think of.
"Do you need to go somewhere?" Jaejoong asked as he looked up at him. Yunho tried to stay focused on his goal, not allowing his mind to wander towards how hot Jaejoong's body was, or how kissable his lips, or how much he was into bunnies now, and closed the distance between them until he was almost nose to nose with Jaejoong.
He saw Jaejoong’s pretty smile faltering just a little, confusion shining through before Yunho took Jaejoong’s hands and pinned them above the man’s head. "I think here is just fine," Yunho said in a low voice and shifted his gaze from Jaejoong's eyes to his delicious looking lips. His entire body was trembling in anticipation as he trailed his hands from Jaejoong's hands over his arms, and past over his sides. He could feel the other's breath on his lips, all tempting and inviting, and decided then that he was going to drag this out as long as he could.
"I see you found your intelligence," Jaejoong said as looked up at him with his eyes twinkling mischievously, smiling just a little and making it difficult for Yunho to refrain himself from tearing Jaejoong’s clothes off right there and then. Not that Jaejoong wore that many clothes. "So what'd you like to do?" he asked, sighing, pleased as Yunho brushed his hands over his ass. Jaejoong bucked into his touch just slightly. "Are we just going to stand here, or what?"
Yunho trailed his hands over Jaejoong's legs and then lifted him up, making Jaejoong exclaim a surprised noise as he was suddenly looking down at Yunho instead of up. Yunho couldn't help but grin at the spontaneous reaction of the other.
"You're right," he said and leaned forward to press a quick kiss at the side of Jaejoong's mouth. "Let's move." And without giving a warning he tilted the other away from the wall, pulling another surprised yell from Jaejoong, carried him across the room and dumped him on the bed unceremoniously, causing his bunny ears to fall on the floor.
As fast as he could, Yunho untied his shoes and cast them aside, eager to get back to what he was doing, when Jaejoong called out his name. His voice was semi-playful, semi-seductive, and so in tune with his outfit that Yunho found himself practically leaping on top of the other. He completely forgot about his previous intentions of teasing, and kissed Jaejoong full on the mouth, not caring that this might not exactly be what you were supposed to do with a prostitute.
Jaejoong whimpered against his lips, his hips bucking up as Yunho slid his hands in between his legs. As he tangled their tongues together, battling with Jaejoong for dominance, he massaged Jaejoong’s already half-hard member expertly. Within no-time he had Jaejoong all moany and needy underneath him, groaning a demand for him to take his clothes off in a voice that was downright sinful.
Yunho grinned as he moved up to a sitting position and started to undo the buttons of his shirt, extra slowly, merely to annoy Jaejoong. He thought he had him, as Jaejoong close to glared at him impatiently, but he quickly discovered he was wrong as Jaejoong leaned up and pushed him against the headboard. Yunho faltered in what he was doing as Jaejoong took things in own hands, undoing the buckle of Yunho’s belt and ridding him of his pants so quickly Yunho hadn’t fully comprehended what was going on until Jaejoong slipped his hands past the band of his boxers.
“Well now,” Jaejoong whispered in a voice that in itself was enough to make him hard, “let’s see what we have here.” And he pulled Yunho’s boxers down, revealing his already fully hard cock.
Earlier, Yunho had decided not to waist his libido on a blow job. Who would want that when you could also fuck someone who looked like Jaejoong? But the way Jaejoong’s eyes twinkled as he licked his lips made him momentarily forget all about that. His hands were still halfway through undoing the buttons of his shirt when his breath hitched because Jaejoong’s soft, pouty lips brushed over his tip. He made an attempt to undo the next button, his hands trembling, but stopped for a second time when Jaejoong licked over his shaft, all the way down and up again, to end with taking all of him at once.
“Fuck,” Yunho cursed, forcing his eyes to stay open as he looked at Jaejoong eagerly licking, lapping and sucking his cock like it was the best thing that ever happened to him. Jaejoong sure knew what he was doing, and within seconds Yunho felt his orgasm building up. Quickly he proceeded to undo his buttons with one hand, his other resting on Jaejoong’s head and clenching at his hair in an attempt not to completely lose himself.
“W-wait,” Yunho managed to force out as he undid the last button. An almost obscene popping sound was heard as Jaejoong took Yunho’s cock from his mouth, giving it one last teasing lap before he looked up.
He blinked innocently. “Don’t you like it?” It didn’t really sound as if he’d asked him if he liked it, but rather as an invitation, like saying ‘I only just got started’. Yunho groaned as he struggled out of his shirt, took Jaejoong’s shoulder and pushed him against the bed. For a second time he crashed their lips together as he hovered over Jaejoong, vaguely tasting himself in the other man’s mouth.
“Oh, I liked it,” Yunho breathed as he broke their kiss, his hands already darting over Jaejoong’s body, towards his pants. “But I know something I’ll like even better.” Slowly he undid the button and zipper of Jaejoong’s pants and dipped his hand inside.
“And what’s that?” Jaejoong asked, moaning slightly as Yunho took his member and started pumping it in slow, steady motions.
“You’ll just have to wait and find out, won’t you?” Yunho grinned and moved away to take Jaejoong’s pants off.
After having taken his pants off, Yunho moved for the dresser next to the bed, taking what he needed from the drawer and dumping it on the bed next to him. Jaejoong watched him, fascinated. It had happened before that customers wanted to hear him scream out in pleasure as if they were doing a wonderful job, but Yunho somehow seemed set on actually doing a good job as he took the lube and placed Jaejoong’s legs over his shoulders. It was cute in a way, and Jaejoong was set to reward him with some nice moaning, but it wasn’t like Yunho really had a chance. Sure, he would cum with the way Yunho was working at him now, but these days it was hard to be impressed by anything his customers tried anymore.
Automatically, Jaejoong whimpered when Yunho pressed a finger inside him, already happy that the other had decided to prepare him at all, and cast a lustful look at him. The man sure was a pleasure to look at, which made this a lot more pleasant as well. “Yunho, hurry up,” he whined for the sake of it, vaguely wondering what time it was.
Yunho looked up at him, and Jaejoong looked back temptingly.
“Close your eyes, I want you to enjoy this,” Yunho said in a low voice. Jaejoong had to say, he was sort of curious about what that voice would sound like when Yunho was on the verge of his orgasm. So instead of making a crude remark about Yunho doing something unnecessary, Jaejoong decided to play along and closed his eyes as he leaned back against the headboard. Yunho was set on giving him a good time? Sure, whatever, as long as he paid for it, Jaejoong was fine with pretty much anything.
Vaguely he wondered what Yunho was doing before he felt another finger getting pressed inside him. He exclaimed a pleased noise, not completely forced, he really did appreciate the preparation, and wondered if he should touch himself for Yunho’s pleasure. When he peeked at Yunho, however, he saw the other wasn’t even looking at him. This slightly annoyed him somehow, an annoyance that quickly disappeared when he suddenly felt a warm heat closing around his cock.
“Yunho…” he started, swallowing as the other’s expert tongue swirled around his member like a professional. Yunho shifted his position a little but didn’t reply, too occupied with sucking him off while thrusting another finger inside him.
Oh god… Jaejoong tried to contain a moan as he closed his eyes and leaned back against the bed frame. Yunho thrust in particularly deep and sucked sharply at his fully hard cock, making Jaejoong moan, this time not forced at all. Where the fuck did he learn how to do that?
“You were saying something?” Yunho asked as he looked up at Jaejoong, his hand still stroking him.
“Usually people pay me to give them blowjobs, not the other way around,” he breathed as he eyed Yunho, flushed. There were probably a thousand more kinky things to say, but he couldn’t think of any as he trailed his eyes over Yunho’s well-trained body, towards his still fully hard member. He was almost anticipating having that inside of him, wondering what it would be like if Yunho's fingers could already turn him on this much.
“Sorry,” Yunho smirked as he took the condom he’d dropped beside him and opened the package with his teeth. “Guess I was too occupied staring at you to read the rules.”
“You didn’t suit me as the type to care about rules anyway,” Jaejoong teased back as he watched Yunho put the rubber on. “Oh, and by the way,” he started as Yunho pressed him against the headboard. “If you cum the moment you enter me I’m going to charge you extra.”
Yunho looked up at him, surprised, then grinned broadly. “Is that so?” he asked as he leaned in closer, his cock temptingly brushing in between Jaejoong’s ass cheeks. “Do I get a discount if I make you cum first?”
Jaejoong scoffed. “No.”
“Too bad,” Yunho replied as his lips ghosted over Jaejoong’s. “But don’t worry, I won’t,” he smirked. “You’re not that hot.”
What the… “Yah,” Jaejoon started, but found the words getting stuck inside his throat as Yunho suddenly thrust in. Instead of finishing his sentence he moaned, clenching at Yunho’s shoulders before glaring up at him. Not that hot huh. He clenched the muscles in his ass together the moment Yunho pressed inside of him, very pleased to see the other’s face change in pleasure as Yunho let out a low, hoarse moan. I’ll show you.
“Fuck, Jaejoong,” Yunho breathed.
Jaejoong smirked, “you like it?”
Yunho whimpered something inaudible, his entire body trembling as he glared down at him. Jaejoong had his witty comment already prepared when Yunho suddenly grabbed the lattice behind him, folded him double against the headboard, and thrust in sharply so he hit Jaejoong’s prostate straight on. Jaejoong gasped as pleasure shot down up his spine, not at all prepared for this.
“Yunho…” He still tried, but when Yunho thrust in again, and again, speeding up his tempo and fucking him insanely deep he quickly found himself going incoherent until he was merely moaning instead. A voice in the back of his head said he was supposed to be focused on Yunho’s pleasure, not his own, but he couldn’t help reaching for his own member and stroking it in time with Yunho’s thrusts. Shots of pleasure kept rushing through his body from his lower regions and Jaejoong could already feel his orgasm approaching, bubbling just below the surface and putting his entire body on edge when Yunho suddenly stopped his thrusts.
You’ve got to be kidding me. Jaejoong whined as he clasped at the other’s shoulders. Don’t fucking stop now!
“Just a second,” Yunho panted as he obviously struggled to hold back his orgasm. Jaejoong could feel the other’s cock twitch inside him, and somehow that turned him on even more. He whimpered, frustrated, as he moved his hips a little, trying to gain at least some friction to ease the impossible longing for some pleasure. “Fuck Jae,” Yunho gasped, “don’t!”
“So close,” Jaejoong whimpered as his own cock leaked pre cum on his fingers. He didn’t want to stroke himself off as long as Yunho didn’t thrust inside of him, but it was very difficult not to. “Fuck, so close. Just move already!“
Jaejoong didn’t get the chance to complain any further as Yunho pulled him away from the headboard by his legs and pushed him on the matrass. As his head hit the soft blankets bellow him Jaejoong looked up, his cock twitching in anticipation as Yunho took his legs, flung them over his shoulders and thrust inside of him sharply. He practically screamed out in pleasure as the bundle of nerves was hit dead on, the thought of stroking himself off no longer crossing his mind, his arms falling back on the bed uselessly. His entire body shook as Yunho fucked him senseless, faster and faster, until the shots of pleasure turned into steady waves.
“Y-Yunho, fuck, I’m going to… oh god,” he gasped incoherently as he clamped at the blankets underneath him, the waves following each other up faster and faster until he could see nothing but stars and white flashes. Jaejoong moaned out loud as his orgasm crashed over him, Yunho’s faster and faster thrusts making it almost impossible for him to do anything but take the pounding. He heard Yunho groan, low and hoarse and felt his lips crashing against his before he felt him cum inside of him.
Weakly Jaejoong tried to wrap his arms around Yunho’s sweaty frame, his body still lingering in its post-orgasmic state as Yunho fell on top of him, his breathing heavy. “Not bad,” he whispered in Yunho’s ear.
“Not bad?!” Yunho asked, almost indignant, and out of breath as he pushed himself up by his arms and looked down at Jaejoong. Then he noticed his teasing smile. “You… ah, forget it,” he breathed as he rolled off him.
“Hey, I was just kidding,” Jaejoong quickly said as he touched Yunho’s back. “You were the best I had for quite a long time.”
“That’s not good enough,” Yunho replied as he picked Jaejoong’s bunny ears off the floor and put them back on Jaejoong’s head. “I’m not leaving until I’m the best you’ve ever head,” he whispered lowly as he hovered back over Jaejoong.
“That might take you some time,” Jaejoong replied as he looked up at Yunho, a small smile forming on his face. “And quite some money.”
“I have enough of both,” Yunho smirked and pressed a kiss to Jaejoong’s neck.
Jaejoong whimpered as Yunho’s hands darted over his body, teasing every part of him and turning him all needy in no time. “One condition,” he breathed as Yunho’s kisses trailed lower.
“Hm?” Yunho asked as Jaejoong moved up in a sitting position and lifted Yunho’s chin up.
“The next round is on me,” he demanded, and then took Yunho’s lips once more.
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After roughly two hours, Yunho appeared at the front again, more than one person eyeing him, amused, as he strolled towards Changmin in his still post orgasmic state. His friend, who had somehow managed to start a philosophical discussion about the meaning of instant noodles with dumpling-faced bunny smirked the moment he spotted him.
“Finally done?”
“I think I can die happy now,” Yunho replied as he smiled hazily into the distance.
“I can tell,” Changmin said as he shook his head at bunny apologetically. “Sorry Kyuhyun, it’s time for me and the pervert to leave. I’ll probably see you around.”
“Here,” Yunho said, the moment Changmin had stood up, and handed him his credit card. “I’ll pay for the drinks as well. Oh and here,” he handed added some bills. “Give a tip too.”
“Uhm, Hyung, this is 200,000 won. Don’t you think that’s slightly over the top?” Changmin asked as he looked up at Yunho. “My god, what did he do to you?”
“Let’s go back again tomorrow.”
“Completely lost it,” Changmin decided as he shook his head at Yunho emphatically. “Oh wait, before you go outside Hyung.”
“Hm?”
“Maybe you should take those bunny ears off, you’re attracting an awful lot of attention.”
Yunho smiled at him, far broader than could be expected in this situation. “Nah, I like them. See you outside.”
Changmin rolled his eyes and shook his head as he went for the counter, making a mental note that he really should find some new friends.
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