WHATCHA THINK YER DAEIN' YA BUMS?

Oct 16, 2011 23:57

FAITE, YER BUNCH O' FANNIES.? CIAMAR A THA THU ? HOW ARE YOUSE? FILTHY? AYE? THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TAE HEAR ( Read more... )

highland, pimping like we've never pimped before, the eagle, pimpage, the eagle of the ninth, esca/marcus, scotland

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Fill: First Day of Class aeroport_art October 20 2011, 02:22:28 UTC
In response to Prompt 1 AU:

"There's an open seat next to Esca."

No bloody way, Esca thinks, crossing his arms over his chest. He slouches low as he can go, and gives an obstinate glare to Mr. Dorsen, who blithely ignores him as he ushers the new kid--some bloke named Marcus, transferring from Rome, who's wearing bloody Lacoste and khaki shorts that show his fucking knees because he's either an eight year old boy from the 1920's or the age of Esca's grandpap--towards Esca's row ( ... )

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Fill: First Day of Class (part 2) aeroport_art October 20 2011, 03:34:44 UTC

That is, if the rest of the boys in his year weren't trying to end Esca first.

"Eat shit, you pint-sized fudge packer--"

A foot makes its way into Esca's stomach, making him double over, then crumple to the blacktop.

"You lost us our captain, you little shit," Kirby shouts. At least, Esca thinks it's Kirby, but the lot of them all sound the same, don't they? Also, his ears are ringing.

"Yeah, well," Esca spits. Fuck, that's blood right there. "You lot haven't won a fucking match in years now, have you? So no great loss, yeah?"

Another kick makes a desperate attempt to unscramble Esca's intestines. Bloody ow. The concrete flies up to his chin, and Esca stifles a groan.

"Had enough, yet? For a four-foot wanker, you sure run your mouth off--"

Esca throws an arm out and snags the bottom of the closest trouser leg he can find. It seems to take the asshole by surprise, for a hard yank fells the footballer like a fucking Douglas fir.

"Tim-ber," Esca singsongs, even as his voice is faint and his vision's swimming with odd little ( ... )

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Fill: First Day of Class (part 3) aeroport_art October 20 2011, 03:35:38 UTC
When he comes to, the first thing he sees is the goomba. What was his name again? Mark. Marcus."Wha--" Oh, ow. Bloody hurts to talk. Esca settles for a pathetic groan ( ... )

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 3b) aeroport_art October 20 2011, 03:36:01 UTC
Marcus frowns. "God, no wonder people pick on you. You've got a rotten mouth, you know that ( ... )

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 3b) ladytiferet October 20 2011, 03:43:22 UTC
JFC, that's SO AWESOME! :D I missed a good HS AU! Oh, Esca, pissed off Esca, my absolutely favourite flavour! And Marcus who is confident and kick-ass and doesn't back down ♥
Gonna F5 like crazy (and it's almost 6am here) :P

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 3b) aeroport_art October 20 2011, 03:49:27 UTC
oh wait, don't do that! i'm going to bed now DDD: and also, i am reaaally non-prolific. this may have been the most writing i've done in like, months. this is why i didn't put the clear WIP moniker of "(3/?)" because i don't know if i'll actually keep writing this.

if it strikes my fancy i will :) otherwise i'm just gonna let this be a little vignette >_< SO STOP F5ING AND GO TO BED/WORK/SCHOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IT'S 6AM!!???

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 3b) ladytiferet October 20 2011, 03:53:05 UTC
Okay then :)
It's self contained, I suppose, but that doesn't mean we won't pester you for more :P Because IT TOTALLY DESERVES TO BE CONTINUED :D

What am I doing? Actually, I'm making a fae!Liathan & fae!Esca art and tattoos on their faces took me longer than I expected :)

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 3b) poziomeczka October 20 2011, 09:43:42 UTC
OMG OMG THIS IS AMAZING. AMAZING.

I JUST.

I'D HAPPILY READ ANOTHER 10K OF JUST ESCA TALKING SHITE AND MARCUS BEING FOREIGN AND ADORABLE.

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Fill: First Day of Class (part 4) aeroport_art October 21 2011, 04:39:10 UTC
Esca doesn't know he's passed out again until he's being woken up. Warm hand making little shakes on his shoulder. Marcus' big face swimming into view ( ... )

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Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) aeroport_art October 21 2011, 04:40:11 UTC

The next day is bloody hell, his body throbbing all over like he was something cold wrapped in rubber bands, then thrust into the tropics of India only to bloat uncomfortably in his constricting clothes.

"That's disgusting," Liathan sneers. "You blow up all over me, get your nasty innards on my Louie Baton kicks, I rip your fucking throat out."

"You fuckin' retarded or something? I'd be dead already."

"Yeah well, I make you extra dead ( ... )

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) laughtillwecry October 21 2011, 05:58:34 UTC
Awsome! Yeah, It's 1 am here. So I had to try really hard to not laugh, it didn't work so well. But no one woke up (I think), so it's all good.

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) aeroport_art October 22 2011, 20:38:33 UTC
1am?? I hope you went to bed soonafter!

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) laughtillwecry October 22 2011, 23:36:33 UTC
Yeah I did. I was having trouble sleeping so I read a couple of fics before trying to sleep again. It was successful so no worries :D.

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) ladytiferet October 21 2011, 09:22:26 UTC
One of these days I'm gonna be seriously late for work BECAUSE THERE IS AWESOME SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET!
Sorry, gotta, go, will comment properly laterz :D

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) aeroport_art October 22 2011, 20:39:36 UTC
hahaha nice run-and-comment. you're too cute XD

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Re: Fill: First Day of Class (part 5) poziomeczka October 21 2011, 11:34:42 UTC
this is THE MOST AMAZING THING.
LIKE I CANT' EVEN TELL YOU WHAT I LOVE THE MOST
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. IT'S SO FUCKING EPIC I CAN'T EVEN---

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