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STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH KINDNESS

Sep 26, 2011 04:00

FIRST OF ALL, TIF (SADLY IN ABSENTIA TONIGHT) AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME ALL AND SUNDRY TO THE CONGREGATION, THE SUPER-EPIC FRIENDING MEME AT THE ninth_eagle SHOVELED ME SOME NEW FRIENDS AND I WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE AN EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC AND INAPPROPRIATE (*GROPE GROPE*) 'HULLO' IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION. I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS WEEK'S MASS AND THAT YOU ( Read more... )

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Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 1/2 lalazee September 29 2011, 13:47:05 UTC

“Attack me.”

“What?”

Marcus didn’t know how he got himself into these situations. He really didn’t. Ever since childhood, it had been as if he’d walked around with a sign stapled to his head that said, ‘HIT ME’.

“How shall I put this in a way a Yank would understand? Come at me, bro.”

Tittering came from the crowd.

Mom had always told Marcus to keep his ego in check. Obviously, this was God’s cosmic way of saying it, too.

So, next time Marcus saw a skinny little guy in clothes too sizes too big, Marcus would keep his fat mouth shut. And he would absolutely not laugh incredulously, while staring directly at said dude.

Marcus’ social skills were about as developed as the pet turtle he’d had in sixth grade. This idiocy was what had brought him to this point.

“Um,” Marcus said. “I don’t want to hurt you, man.”

Esca MacCunoval - according to Marcus’ pal, Cottia - was a formidable guy. Apparently.

Seriously, though. Could anyone blame Marcus for laughing? How could he not? MacCunoval was like a full foot shorter than Marcus - and ( ... )

Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 lalazee September 29 2011, 13:48:09 UTC

Marcus ended up flipped, choked, elbowed, kneed, and left for dead on the floor.

To be fair, though, MacCunoval was breathing like a freight train and his face looked like a tomato as he helped Marcus up once more. This time, Marcus didn’t pull him down.

Applause and chatter surrounded them as Marcus and MacCunoval eyed each other up with a frown and smirk, respectively.

“You put up a decent fight,” MacCunoval said, placing his hands on his hips as he sucked in a breath.

“I hope so,” Marcus said, a smile finally pulling at his lips. “I have to judge the wrestling bouts in an hour.”

MacCunoval’s eyebrows shot up. “A wrestler. Should’ve guessed. The only Yanks at London Seni ever are mat molesters.”

Marcus cocked his head. “Thanks.” He paused and refused to shuffle his feet. “You’re not so bad, either.”

MacCunoval snorted a laugh and headed to the edge of the platform for a water bottle. “You don’t have to tell me that, mate. Just mind with whom you start rammies.”

“I think it was you who started it, actually ( ... )

Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 poziomeczka September 29 2011, 13:57:03 UTC

I AM IN TEARS OF JOY AND LUST.

Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 lulahbelle September 29 2011, 14:29:41 UTC

LOL invited someone to hit that more like. I want to see him hit it really I do. *sigh* Some top notch antagonistic banter. Gahd somehow I didn't realise how promising that prompt was until awwsum peeps like you and ninja_orange started doing stuff with it.

:D
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Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 ladytiferet September 29 2011, 19:30:36 UTC

My god, I think that apart from a certain WIP that's your BEST ESCA EVAH. This fic is like a little gem and I want to frame it and keep it on my bedstand ♥

Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 skysthelimit_7 September 29 2011, 20:05:18 UTC

Eeeeeeeeeeee! This is too amazing for words! And Esca... oh, Esca! OH, ESCA! No wonder why Marcus invited Esca to hit him again *drools*

Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 originalpuck September 29 2011, 22:12:58 UTC

Oh, Marcus, I love you and your ditzy cockiness so much! Esca whipping up the crowd was awesome, and I love that they actually had a good fight (even if Esca did end up kicking his ass). And Marcus judging the wrestling bouts is such an awesome idea. Their push and pull dynamic, which goes all the way to their conversations, is just awesome. Wonderful. :D

Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 2/2 originalpuck September 29 2011, 22:14:37 UTC

Oh, I forgot to add that this line:

“How shall I put this in a way a Yank would understand? Come at me, bro.”

Had me grinning like a cheshire cat.

Re: Come at Me, Bro | PG-13 | 1/2 poziomeczka September 29 2011, 13:49:04 UTC

I AM SO HAPPY I COULD DO YOU.

I SHOULD GO BE A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. AND NOW I HAVE TO STAY AND READ THIS.
AND DROOL.

OH LALA. OH.

YOU HAVE ABANDON THE PATH OF MORAL CONDUCT AND CHOSE THE ONE OF PORN AND LIGHT.

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