1261: Time Machine - Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, Sam Gamgee

[pottersues]

For day 7 of Crossover Week, I have something horrible. I’m pretty sure it’s a parody, but, like My Immortal, sometimes parodies cross the funny-line.

Thank you to the lovely minion that sent this in. My eyes bled reading it.

TITLE: Time Machine
PERPETRATOR: SongofthePast
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[enlisted_smile]

Reading your description made it sound like a parody, but the actual text is just... not a parody. wtf. lol

[bookishchick]

then Harry spermed again

i...can't... what?!?!

[bluedano]

I'm sure Harry sperming was, "soooo hot."

[xtinethepirate]

This has to be a troll. Has to be.

(oh please god let it be a troll....)

[quivo]

Oh, PLEASE think of the children, just this once!!

Captain Canon reporting for duty. And completely aghast at the - the - horror.

[pirate_dingo]

BWAHAHA. - Is now Captain Canon fangirl. -

[quivo]

*gladly accepts you into the fold* ;)

[dazeydevyne]

#1: Reading the sample, I've come to believe that the writer must have been typing with one hand, due to the number of insane typos. (I wonder what he was doing with the other hand?)

#2: I literally bit a hole in my lip while reading this. If I had actually laughed out loud, my son, who is in the next room, would have come running to find out what was causing my convulsive squeals. And I use HP and LOTR movies to keep him occupied on Christmas Eve (he's one of those kids who gets excited about stuff, and wakes up early/fidgets for HOURS beforehand...), so that would be disasterous!

[echo_0]

I wonder what he was doing with the other hand?

.. It's all I can do but hold back my smart-assed comments right now.