Comments | potter_mouth: PLEASE HELP! S.O.S.! S.H.P.S.B.M.G.T.H.F.!

potter_mouth

PLEASE HELP! S.O.S.! S.H.P.S.B.M.G.T.H.F.!

Aug 15, 2004 22:15

ALL RIGHT, SO I DIDN'T WALK ALL THE WAY TO HOGWARTS. I WALKED LONG ENOUGH TO GET A NICE WORKOUT AND A BURRITO, AND THEN I DECIDED TO HITCHHIKE, AND I WAS SIMPLY STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH AN INNOCENT SIGN THAT SAID, 'WILL DEFEAT DARK LORD FOR RIDE' WHEN THE KNIGHT BUS COMES AND TAKES ME ( Read more... )

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albuspresley August 15 2004, 23:17:22 UTC

Oh dear. Harry, feel free to come to my office, which is refreshingly Minerva free. I wish to speak with you.

potter_mouth August 16 2004, 21:58:07 UTC

YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY UPSET WITH YOU LAST YEAR, BUT AS LONG AS THERE AREN'T GOING TO BE ANY COPIES OF THE PROPHET, LUBRICATING LOTION, AND DRAGONHIDE GLOVES, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU IF YOU CAN JUST GET ME AWAY FROM MCGONAGALL ARMED WITH THOSE VERY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

albuspresley August 16 2004, 22:45:34 UTC

Splendid, Harry. I shall put the tea on. Have you been flying recently?

potter_mouth August 17 2004, 00:07:33 UTC

NO, BECAUSE LUPIN TOLD ME I HAD TO WALK TO HOGWARTS, AND THEN MCGONAGALL SENT HER KNICKERS AFTER ME. AT THAT POINT, I THINK I WAS TOO SORE TO GO FLYING, ANYWAY.

dracoisyourking August 16 2004, 00:31:18 UTC

That's right, Potter. Now you have the choice between McGonagall with her lubricant, ropes, and protective gloves .... Or an old naked man in a bath.

This is me pointing and laughing.

potter_mouth August 16 2004, 22:01:21 UTC

OLD NAKED MAN IN THE BATH! OLD NAKED MAN IN THE BATH!!!

mynoseisfine August 16 2004, 01:07:30 UTC

What would "S.H.P.S.B.M.G.T.H.F." happen to mean?

paparazzi_colin August 16 2004, 03:54:51 UTC

Shit Harry Potter saw Barry Manilow getting the hairy frog????

mynoseisfine August 16 2004, 07:08:43 UTC

Hmmm. Perhaps Save Harry Potter Since Blood McGonagall Goes To Her Fence.

That really doesn't make much sense, then again the Barry Manilow one makes even less sense.

abbotts_habits August 16 2004, 13:13:02 UTC

A puzzle, Eloise, how lovely! How about Save His Powerful Shouterness Before McGonagall Gets Through His Fortifications? Or maybe Save Harry Potter's Shoes Because Many Girls Throw Hairy Feet? Super Happy People Smile Because, My Golly, That's Happy Faces?

Oh, it's quite difficult, really. I like the frog one best, I think.

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waitingfortom August 16 2004, 16:29:27 UTC

Shite, Harry Potter, Sirius Black-- Must Get To Hogwarts Fast!

Or maybe it's more like...

Someone Help Potter Stop Being Majorly Gitty Towards His Friends!

(Sorry about that, Harry!)

potter_mouth August 16 2004, 22:04:51 UTC

OR MAYBE IT'S, 'STOP HARRY POTTER CALLING GINNY WEASLEY A WHORE JUST TO BE DEGRADING!'

waitingfortom August 16 2004, 22:08:48 UTC

That doesn't even fit the letters you used.

If I'm a whore, your godfather was a bitch, because it's just as wildly inaccurate, isn't it!

THE LETTERS NEED NOT FIT! potter_mouth August 16 2004, 22:17:59 UTC

ACTUALLY, I THINK IN TIMES OF GREAT PERIL AND TERROR, THERE IS A LARGE CHANCE MY GODFATHER COULD HAVE BEEN A BITCH AFTER ALL, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.

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pious_zacharias August 16 2004, 23:56:22 UTC

You are apparently one of those people that should keep your thoughts to yourself.

potter_mouth August 17 2004, 00:10:32 UTC

YOU ARE APPARENTLY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD KEEP YOUR TROUSERS DRY IN HAIRY SITUATIONS, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY VERY UNBECOMING OF YOU.

TOO BAD YOU SUCK AT IT.

pious_zacharias August 17 2004, 01:09:06 UTC

My trousers are always dry. I resent the insinuation that I would have it otherwise.

You, on the other hand, seem to make a habit of telling everyone more than they wish to know. TMI, Potter, TMI.

potter_mouth August 17 2004, 20:05:19 UTC

YOU CAN RESENT IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT, MR. SMITH, BUT I RESENT VOLDEMORT AND THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM GO AWAY.

SEE? VOLDEMORT! I RESENT YOU!

ARE YOU STILL THERE?

ALSO YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE, IT'S T.M.R., NOT TOM MARVOLO IDDLE, THAT WOULD JUST SOUND DUMB.

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