HEY, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT'S ODD THAT THE DEATH EATERS HAVE A CRICKET MATCH SCHEDULED? ISN'T THAT A TYPICALLY MUGGLE GAME? OR DO THEY BOWL WITH MUGGLES OR SOMETHING ( Read more... )

I THOUGHT IT WOULD FEEL NICE TO HAVE GIVEN UP ON DEFEATING VOLDEMORT (YES, I SAID HIS NAME), BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT I CAN'T LIVE WHILE HE SURVIVES AFTER ALL ( Read more... )

GINNY, DID YOU EVER GET THOSE PHOTOS DEVELOPED OF ME AND MY CHAINSAW?

EDITED: THANKS, GINNY! I LOVE THEM. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED PHOTOGRAPHY AS A CAREER?

SHIT!

OKAY, I HAVE JUST ONE THING TO ASK YOU BEFORE I GO BACK TO PONDERING THE MEANING OF MY EXISTENCE AND WORKING ENTIRELY TOO HARD FOR SOMEONE MY AGE TO FIND THE ANSWERS AND SAVE THE WORLD AT LARGE:

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANNA BREAK HIS FUGLY SOUL INTO LITTLE TINY PIECES AND HIDE THEM IN STUPID SHIT ANYWAY?I MEAN, IT MAKES SENSE, IF YOU'RE A PANSY-ASS ( Read more... )

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OKAY, I'M NOT HAPPY.

I WAITED ALL OF MY BIRTHDAY FOR SOME BIRTHDAY WISHES, OR SOME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, OR SOMETHING, AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY IS LOOKSCOMEFIRST?

WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME ( Read more... )

OKAY, I COMPLETELY OBJECT TO SENIOR SUPERLATIVES.

FIRST OF ALL, WHY DOES NOBODY VOTE FOR ME AS 'MOST LIKELY TO DEFEAT VOLDEMORT'? THIS IS JUST STUPID, YOU GUYS. DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER PICK UP ANYTHING? I MEAN, IN ALL THE YEARS THAT YOU'VE ATTENDED SCHOOL WITH ME, DID IT NEVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A REASON THAT VOLDEMORT (AND ( Read more... )