I'm going to start this off with a literal statement, the euphemism of which is so utterly contrary to the content of what follows: My cat got into the chili powder
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I love your icon toomanintheboatApril 29 2008, 04:38:33 UTC
I feel exactly the same about all that (except the cat parts).
I used to be all naughty and fun and now I study and do my homework and go to class, and think, "You want to have sex? Oh bother...."
It damn well better all come back someday. My OBGYN said, "You're too young to not be having sex all the time. GO have lots of sex!"
I had a porn collection! I used to not fall asleep! I used to go to strip clubs! People used to be sexy! Back in the day I would have done anything for a hot stripper girlfriend, now I'm too tired to call her! Naked Hot tub parties!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
It's been 3 years for me since I felt all ... pouncy. How will we save ourselves?
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[i adore how those two words just come in and out of one another]
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I used to be all naughty and fun and now I study and do my homework and go to class, and think, "You want to have sex? Oh bother...."
It damn well better all come back someday. My OBGYN said, "You're too young to not be having sex all the time. GO have lots of sex!"
I had a porn collection! I used to not fall asleep! I used to go to strip clubs! People used to be sexy! Back in the day I would have done anything for a hot stripper girlfriend, now I'm too tired to call her! Naked Hot tub parties!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
It's been 3 years for me since I felt all ... pouncy. How will we save ourselves?
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I really don't know how we'll save ourselves. Maybe the summer will bring sultry nights? Here's to wishful thinking!
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