Comments | porphyre: now I know what it's from, you're welcome

porphyre

now I know what it's from, you're welcome

Jan 14, 2009 23:33

You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!

thank you, hilarity, wtf, meme, internet

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...so unrelentingly stupid... wileypeter January 15 2009, 17:38:56 UTC

Ow.

Ow.

My face and sides hurt from laughing so hard tears are no longer coming.

Thank you. I needed that.

porphyre January 15 2009, 20:32:47 UTC

Humans are astounding. Next time anyone asks why, I shall point to this, then at the Louvre, as proof.

benchilada January 15 2009, 18:47:22 UTC

Dude couldn't even write a surreal line without cribbing.

And yeah, I own that.

porphyre January 15 2009, 20:29:03 UTC

Is it written in the same sort of style as Island Of The Sequined Love Nun?

I can't imagine it's serious.

benchilada January 15 2009, 20:33:44 UTC

It's...surrealist dada gonzo wtf fiction.

And lurvly.

algae_al_fresco January 16 2009, 00:19:10 UTC

I'm going to use that the next time I want to turn someone down. Seriously.

"no, I'm sorry, it just wouldn't work, you see...my vagina is HAUNTED!"

porphyre January 16 2009, 00:24:19 UTC

I talked my friend Dan into using it as an excuse to get out of something tonight.

This is the letter he sent:

Mike,

I'm sorry, I can't make it to your Map Night tonight, my vagina is haunted.

-Dan

mykeamend January 17 2009, 03:58:45 UTC

These lines will be used in unsolicited conversation with strangers sometime in the near future. Brilliant indeed.