Madara's Phone

[pornocentric]

Comments

[i_tp_houses]

<3

[pornocentric]

Smack your hand.

[i_tp_houses]

... really?

[pornocentric]

No.

Voicemail

[peepingeek]

Mom........?

O-Oh shit sorry wrong number.

TEXT. AND IT'S 9:30 DAMN YOU.

[i_tp_houses]

sir..?

BULLSHIT IT'S TEN.

[pornocentric]

Tobi.

FUCKERRR

[i_tp_houses]

sir, can i borrow some money? i know its bad to ask but naruto left me and i dont have enough money for anything and im still trying to get close to mr minato and i need money to take him out somewhere nice so i have a reason to talk to him and naruto and... help.

Hm?

[pornocentric]

Naruto left you.

[RING RING]

[callme_spitfire]

[ . . . ]

Re: [RING RING]

[pornocentric]

[he's going to pick up merely because no one should know this number and Tobi isn't that stupid-]

[. . .]

Re: [RING RING]

[callme_spitfire]

Do you know how hard it was to get this number? It's almost as if you didn't want any ghosts from the past chasing after you. But that's silly, isn't it.

Morning, Madara. Guess who.

Re: [RING RING]

[pornocentric]

[.......................................... click]

[CALLING BACK]

[callme_spitfire]

[huff]

Re: [CALLING BACK]

[pornocentric]

[STARING.]

[STARING AT THE PHONE THAT APPARENTLY BRINGS VOICES FROM THE GRAVE-]

This is a private number. You're rather rude to contact me. May I request you burn the number from memory?

Re: [CALLING BACK]

[callme_spitfire]

You're rather rude to hang up on your only brother.

Re: [CALLING BACK]

[pornocentric]

I don't react well to black humor. If this is a form of amusement for you I suggest you hang up now.