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[lovinghero]

[There's a seemingly normal pile of snow over at the CMA. See how non-threatening it is

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[usesdig]

[SNOW. WE KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST SNOW. IT MELTS INTO WATER AND FLOWS INTO LAKES AND F*** LARGE BODIES OF WATE- oh. the snow hasn't become sentient. it's a double.]

Lake?

1/idk

[lovinghero]

Lake Acuity, silly! I came running all this way to help you!

[lovinghero]

...because obviously EVIL can only be stopped by the power of TRUE LOv-

[lovinghero]

[ASKJFKSJF HOLY MIRAGE POKEMON IT'S A DOPPLEGANGER! This could only mean one thing...]

[mysteryzoned]

... ... ... ... ...

"Tag battle"?... [What're those again.]

1/idk I AM SO SORRY

[lovinghero]

That's right! Together with out power of LOVE we can beat Team Galatic!

[lovinghero]

[HARK! A DOUBLE! With no Barry in sight!]

DONE <3

[lovinghero]

Eeeeek! I'm not ready to die! Don't take me away!! Barry hasn't proposed to me after I become the Champ and totally rescue him from a burning building! And after that-

[She even has a chart she's opening up while rambling on about the future.]

[taleofalady]

[Well, she hasn't seen Barry in a while, but hearing her old friend's name reminds her of the days when she, Lucas and Barry would sneak out and play together.

Of course she is also reminded of that strange boy who looks a lot like him that she befriended back in Hoenn. And Lochlin, too. Weird, they both look like those two old friends of hers.]

What lake?

1/3 MAYBE?!

[lovinghero]

Barry, you're so si-

[She pauses in mid-finger pointing. HOLY MILTANK.]

[lovinghero]

[It's a doppleganger. A DOPPLEGANGER. Merciful PokeGod what has she done wrong?]

FFF I MEANT TO SAY I'M DONE

[lovinghero]

I'm sorry I promise I won't eat too many snacks before dinner ever again! I'M STILL TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I haven't even become the Champ and gotten a proposal from him yet!

[rideswindmills]

[she would say something

but this is far too interesting to interfere with, so Mars will be chilling sliiiighly out of Dawn's view...

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DOESN'T SEE THAT BARRY KID...]

[lovinghero]

[Dawn remains in said SUPER HEROIC pose. She's waiting for Barry to say something like a "Yeah let's do it!1111" however there is SILENCE. Time to break the pose and look around. Wait where the lake go?]

Shoot, I knew I should have checked the map...

[LATER... after Dawn consults her Poketch map app.]

DON'T WORRY BARRY I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU! Even if I am lost!

[rideswindmills]

You probably took a wrong turn at Oreburgh.

[lololol what is this]

[lovinghero]

What the- hey, it's you! [huff'n puff] Get lost! I'm here to tag battle with Barry and have a lovey-love time with him and not Lucas, got that?!

[windiamond]

[How about a dead-smelling not!Lucas? Who looks like either he's suffering from severe frostbite or he's dead, cuz no normal person has blue-tinged skin like that.]

Er...Little Miss?

[lovinghero]

[STILL IN HER FABULOUS HEROIC POSE! Until the putrid smell makes it hard to hold it. Hold for a moment as Dawn begins to gag and immediately back away. Hi nose, meet hand.]

What in the wor- EEEEEEEEEK!

[windiamond]

[Well, it can't be his Little Miss. She wouldn't be caught making that sort of pose, not to mention that reaction to his stench. (He's rather used to it, but still, seeing someone who looks like her act that way is strange, and it hurts a little ;; )

So yeah, not gonna comment on that smell just yet. Not unless you ask. :V ]

now with less fail 8|;

[lovinghero]

[Hold on as she's caught between covering her nose and freaking out over not!Lucas's overall appearance.]

I only leeave you for a moment and now you somehow became a zombie?! What am I going to tell your parents and your little sister?! Wait why am I even trying to talk to a zombie?!

[Time to attempt to FLEE!]