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[hark_a_suicune]

[There is a Mysticalman flying through the sky of the CMA.

It had been a perfectly normal day, really: he'd entertained a few passersby with his amazing card tricks, looked for clues about Suicune's whereabouts, made his dramatic exit by jumping off a window...

... and next thing he knew it wasn't Ecruteak he was flying over with his Jumpluff, but

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[stalkerwithacap]

[Gold is walking around the place, pondering his current shitty situation. He's wondering where he should try to sleep when a bird flies above him.
...
wait.
That's no bird.

He looks up to what appears to be.. a guy in a very fab suit dangling from a blue ball of cotton? wtf, man]

...Pretty sweet ride you've got there.

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[hark_a_suicune]

[It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Eusine!

... Oh wait, is someone talking to him? He's pretty sure he heard a voice.
Looking down, he can see it's a teenager. A teenager who looks vaguely familiar but he can't quite put his finger on it from this far.
He flies down a bit.]

Why, thank you!

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[hark_a_suicune]

[... wait, now he can see your face and you DO look familiar]

... Excuse me, do I know you?

[He only saw your younger pokéspe self for a couple of minutes after all. :Va]

[stalkerwithacap]

Nah, don't thin-
Eusine?

[oh shit oh shit run away y/n]

[mr_neutral]

[Touya needs to do no such thing as knock him out of the air, he was already flying towards a small building. The wind was strong today so that Jumpluff wasn't going to be able to turn] Hey! Hey! Can't you see you're going to fly into that building?! [He grabs for his leg, if not for him but the poor Jumpluff, it was too cute.]

[hark_a_suicune]

[The sudden added weight on Eusine's leg has the rather unfortunate consequence of making him let go of his Jumpluff's leg. Which means... Which means...

Why yes, it's a glorious faceplant!]

O-Ow! What was that for?!

[mr_neutral]

[Jumpluff lands safely] You were going to fly right into that building. [He goes over to the Jumpluff. '...it's...so cute. What Pokemon is this...?']

[hark_a_suicune]

Oh please, I had everything under control.

[... Though that building DOES look awfully close. Oops.]

Ah, anyway, I guess introductions are in order. I'm Eus-

[ssdghsfdsgh Touya why are you over there.
He calmly follows you.]

[hedgiesongbird]

*What is that thing in the sky? Shaymin peers to get a closer look... doesn't she remember this man from somewhere? No wait! She does!*

Oh no! Ohhh no!

[hark_a_suicune]

[This Eusine has never seen you, Shaymin, but you're a Legendary and thus automatically Relevant To His Interests.

Fortunately for you, it seems he hasn't seen you... yet.]

[hedgiesongbird]

*Regardless, Shaymin doesn't want to see you hurt! Are you paying attention to where you're flying?*

WATCH OUT! PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

[hark_a_suicune]

[Wait, did somebody speak to him?]

I beg you pardo-

[Oops, he barely avoids a tree.
... and his cape gets caught in the branches. It's simply not his day, is it?]

[omgsuicune]

OOC: YES.

*My, this man appears to be quite familiar. What gadgets he has!* I don't recall catching a Jumpluff before.

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[hark_a_suicune]

OOC: I SEE YOUR "YES" AND RAISE A "DOUBLE YES ACROSS THE SKY"

[Ohhh, ain't that man dashi-

Waaaaait a second.]

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[hark_a_suicune]

[SQFDSGHFDJHFHJDVSJHDFSHJDFJSHFDGHQJDFQHJDF]

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[hark_a_suicune]

W-what?!

[OKAY THAT WAS THE SOUND OF HIS BRAIN BREAKING

WHERE IS THE TRICK

HE IS THE ONE WHO DUPES PEOPLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND DAMMIT]

[erointhemaking]

Oh my god it's Eusine. [He lives to troll you and is going to camera flash you through those binoculars. ouch]

[hark_a_suicune]

[HOLY SUICUNE IT HURTS, WHAT HAPPENED HE DOESN'T EVEN-]

Ow, my eyes! [He rubs them vigorously. Why won't the little black dots leave his field of view sdfghsd
He's going to be blinded for a while, you can totally to troll him moar]

[erointhemaking]

Eusine! Long time no see! How's life?? [His laughter is obnoxious]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Squints
Squiiiints
...
He still can't see a thing, sadly]

W-Who are you?

[He'll keep the "how do you know my name" part for later, for now he's mostly wondering if it's not another trap from Team Rocket. It's not the same when he uses tricks, shuddup]