In which Eusine can't win at life (as usual)

[hark_a_suicune]

[Today is a great day.

Because today is the day of Eusine's mystery egg's hatching! It was long overdue, really. But after all, it is only logical legendary Pokémon eggs would take longer to hatch than their more common counterparts!
Clearly, it has nothing to do with the fact Eusine didn't do enough running around lately, or even the Island's

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[prettyin_blue]

[ whoa it's so blue and sparkly

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

watching from a distance

sob how do i play bitty sapph again ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[So blue. So sparkly. And there are no words to express how confused Eusine looks.
No, not even "bamboozled". NICE TRY THOUGH.

sob how do i play AT ALL]

[prettyin_blue]

[ Sapphire could try to make up a word... or she could just approach and stare at it. ] It's sparkling?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Hello there, bitty! ... What no, of course Eusine wasn't confused, what makes you think so. Look how cool he is. Sparkle sparkle.]

Why yes, it is! Clearly it is a rarity amongst Gulpin!

[... And Gulpin just mimics Eusine's pose best as he can and sparkles twice as hard]

[droppedballs]

Eusine, Eusine, Eusine! [ HAY BOI HAYYYYYYY Irwin approaches with a wave. ] I see you have a new Pokemon!

[hark_a_suicune]

Irwin!

[Eusine used Put On Your Cool Face As If Nothing Happened!
...But it failed.]

Ah, I do. It's... not quite what I expected, though!

[Meanwhile, Gulpin's just going to jiggle a bit in Eusine's hands. HAAAI BOI YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE HIS MOMMY
ARE YOU HIS SECOND MOMMY]

[droppedballs]

[ WHAT NO I AM NOT A MOMMY ] I have never seen anything like this! What kind of Pokemon is it?

[hark_a_suicune]

[MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY /WAVES ARMS

... Oh wait, does he get to show-off his AMAZING KNOWLEDGE?
Your shoulder gets grabbed, Irwin! Personal space? Never heard of it before.]

This, my friend, is a Gulpin! They are usually native to the Hoenn region!

[... and uh. That's about all he knows about them. But you know. Still amazing.]

[undonedisaster]

Oh, wow. I didn't know they could be blue... that's amazing.

[hark_a_suicune]

I have to admit, this is quite a surprise!

[Staring at Gulpin. Why are you so blue and sparkly, you troll]

[undonedisaster]

Blue Pidgeys are almost always stillborn. I'm glad your Gulpin is okay.

[hark_a_suicune]

[... That was rather morbid.]

... Thank you?

[As an afterthought]

I have heard tales of oddly-coloured Pidgey, but never blue ones!

[stalkerwithacap]

... awwww, looks just like daddy.

[hark_a_suicune]

I look nothing like this!

[... Yeah, even he doesn't sound too convinced. Stupid idiot feather-thing.
Gulpin just gulps at you. HAY BOOOOI he's heard your voice before, hasn't he? ARE YOU HIS UNCLE]

[stalkerwithacap]

It's blue, it sparkles and it has the idiot hair.

[Heeey there Gulpin. Sup. He's bending to see you]

Took you some time.

[hark_a_suicune]

Gold, please! My suit is a completely different kind of blue!

[missingthepoint.jpeg

Waving his stubby arms! The egg was so warm and snugly~]

[expbunny]

[ Whoa, a shiny Pokemon. She's heard of them, but she never seen one. It's so shiny and blue and sparkly. However, there's one odd thing about it... ]

It kinda looks like you. [ Whatever it's suppose to be. Who's that Pokemon? ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Specialverse works in mysterious ways, young padawan! ... And one of them is Pokémon looking stupidly like their trainer.
To Eusine's greatest dismay.
And it is beautiful.]

I... suppose it does. If you squint really hard.

[... His face basically reads "SOB WHY"]

[expbunny]

[ She looks at Gulpin, then at Eusine, then at Gulpin again and back to Eusine. Well, the difference is kinda obvious to her, after all... ]

Hmm, well, it is a lot more cute that you. [ Ouch Rosetta, you're gonna bruise Eusine delicate ego with words that blunt. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[OTL]

Such cruel words! You wound me, young lady!

[HIS EGO IS BRUISED FOREVER- ...or at least for a whole five seconds.]