TERRIBLE ALL AROUND

[meganeisfinetoo]

[No one should visit a café today. Which one? It doesn't matter, he'll be at all three of them at some point.

But on the off-chance that you are there.... Were you sitting by yourself, perhaps? Enjoying a drink or something in your free time before a certain Lucas-lookalike unceremoniously joined you? Or perhaps it's a busy day and you had to sit

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/sets phasers to 'terrible'

[be_my_sacrifice]

Hi there, mister!

[Minami looks over and around; there's a lotta people here today, she'll say that!] Would mister mind if Minami sat here too? There aren't a lot of seats left...if mister wants Minami to, though!

Guess that makes two of us. |D;;

[meganeisfinetoo]

Not at all, darling. I'd love some company. [griiiin] Make yourself at home!

[Look at that indicated seat right there. The one next to him. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT]

Re: Guess that makes two of us. |D;;

[be_my_sacrifice]

Okay mister! Minami's glad to keep mister company~ [She'll gladly take the pointed to seat! She does not suspect a thing; good job Haruki!

Minami will smile brightly.] What's mister's name?

[meganeisfinetoo]

[I already made a just as planned joke in this post, but...]

I'm Haruki, doll. And if I may guess, you're Minami?

[orangemineral]

[ Funny, she was just thinking of her boyfriend/not!boyfriend/what is this relationship even Archer and about how there's just so much confusion over a cup of tea and some cookies when Haruki sat down. ] Um... H-hello?

[meganeisfinetoo]

Hello hello. ♥ [If he doesn't step up soon, there are plenty of others, you know... inb4 archer threadjack]

And what's a pretty girl like you doing all by herself? [he puts his elbows on the table, lacing his fingers together and resting his chin on them, still smiling all the while. HI JASMINE WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.]

[orangemineral]

I, um... Just wanted to eat here...? [ how is she supposed to answer jsdglk ]

[typeless]

What? [snappity snap snap]

[meganeisfinetoo]

[oooh, so harsh!

He doesn't bat an eyelid.] Just conversation, sugar! No need to get up in arms.

[PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM]

[typeless]

Don't call me that. [You are not Green. You don't get to do that.]

[meganeisfinetoo]

Would you prefer princess? [But he laughs a little.] Only kidding, of course. What may I call you?

are you even surprised

[rivalheroics]

[Huh, this is a pretty good coffee they have h--WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE???

-->RUN

...Jun failed to flee! So much for that...But no seriously, how the hell did you get here in his personal space without him noticing until just now. Thankfully he manages not to drop that coffee when Haruki suddenly speaks up right next to him.]

Uh, hello to you too, Haruki...

/EXACTLY AS PLANNED/

[meganeisfinetoo]

[CAN'T ESCAPE! FOE HARUKI USED LEER 8) ]

So good to see you, Jun darling! [♥♥♥♥] You seem much better than last time I saw you, as well. Chasing after an imaginary girl....

[rivalheroics]

[Jun's defense harshly fell! He can't help but twitch a little at the mention of that incident. He must of looked like such an idiot to everyone that saw him that week...]

Ugh, don't remind me...

[meganeisfinetoo]

Right, right. [He laughs.] But I'm glad you've recovered, cute as it was.

[silveramati]

[Busy day and he's sitting down here because he ordered something he cannot stand up to eat. That hell sounded very strange, so he's raising an eyebrow at you but not quite fleeing. (Guess whose fault this is)]

[meganeisfinetoo]

[(ahjsdg HAHAHA IF LIN PULLED YOU INTO THIS I AM SORRY)

You should have fled, Silver. You should have fled.]

Come here often?

[silveramati]

[(She so did)] Yes, but I never see you around here.

[He also lives with a creeper.]

[meganeisfinetoo]

I need to come around more frequently, then~ Wouldn't want to miss such a lovely face.

[creeperbro!! whoops haruki you're treading on claimed territory]