Comments | pokedressing: because why not?

biggapingmouth in pokedressing

because why not?

Apr 23, 2011 11:52

[There is a Gible blocking your way.

Apparently, he's staring at you right now with his hungry eyes.

What should you do?]

it is delicious food, user: biggapingmouth, this is cracktastic, i am a moron, holy shit a trap

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biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:01:05 UTC

[HEY IT'S THE GUY WITH THE POPSICLE ARM. HOWDY DO MAN?]

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biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:05:49 UTC

[Oh hey you have a new friend!

Well BRB BITING ON FLIPPER.]

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awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:20:19 UTC

[SOB NOT YOU AGAIN.

WE REMEMBER YOU TRYING TO EAT OUR SCARF LAST TIME WE SAW YOU.

So Jun is now going to attempt side-stepping around you.]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:22:52 UTC

[Hey, hey Jun.

Gible is eying on you man.]

awesome_trainer April 23 2011, 04:29:48 UTC

[...J-Just walk away and ignore it, Jun. Ignore the eyes that are practically piercing into your soul, man...

Continues side-stepping around you and now proceeding to try walking away...]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 04:30:54 UTC

[You may or may not hear tiny footsteps because... oh look, the Gible is following you right now!]

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ghosberlass April 23 2011, 06:10:13 UTC

[Bothered, she really needs to know why this...new to her Pokemon is blocking the way.]

I have no quarrel with you, good sharkie. Now I command you to step aside.

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 06:17:45 UTC

[Just... staying there. Derp.]

ghosberlass April 23 2011, 06:18:49 UTC

[She just...stares at it. Then tries to walk past the darn thing.]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 06:21:03 UTC

[You'll probably hear small footsteps because hey look, he's following you!]

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terra_et_sol April 23 2011, 08:42:51 UTC

[Well, if you happen to be Groudon in human form, like Terra is, you should kneel down and talk to the little guy.]

Grou dondon grou?
Can I help you?

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 22:23:20 UTC

[Only one word ma'am. Food. DO YOU HAVE ANY?]

terra_et_sol April 24 2011, 06:11:32 UTC

Hmm... Why don't we go find some? Incidentally, if you try to eat me I'll knot your arms behind your head.

[She wouldn't, really, but she's hoping a threat will keep her from getting slobber in her hair.]

biggapingmouth April 24 2011, 18:32:04 UTC

[He just nods, derpity derp. Lead the way ma'am.]

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battledancing April 23 2011, 14:38:22 UTC

[FEED IT. WITH LOVE AND BERRIES AND LOVE AND POKEMON FOOD AND. HAVE WE MENTIONED LOVE?]

Why, aren't you a sweetheart! You must be hungry, right? [Kneeling down and offering Gible a berry. Oh so recklessly.

... or maybe not so much, as her Garchomp is standing back and watching this. With wary eyes.]

biggapingmouth April 23 2011, 22:25:48 UTC

[Surprisingly, Gible is calm when he sees you. He thought you were the same Cynthia he met months ago. She's a nice lady.

So yeah, munching on the berry now!]

battledancing April 24 2011, 04:21:57 UTC

There you go! [Daww, so adorable. And because Gible behaves so well, he gets pettings from Cynthia-- and more berries, too, of course! He must be spoiled rotten. ♥]

Are you all by yourself, sweetie?

biggapingmouth April 24 2011, 18:31:00 UTC

[He nods. Pretty much!]

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