ELECTION NIGHT PRAYER CIRCLE

[pocochina]

LORDS OF KOBOL HEAR OUR PRAYER

WE THE UNDERSIGNED NASTY WOMEN, BAD HOMBRES, AND BIG LEAGUE HATERS BEYOND THE BINARY

HUMBLY BESEECH YOU TO DELIVER VICTORY TO YOUR CHOSEN GODLESS LIBERAL SQUARE CONSERVATIVE METHODIST ISLAMIST SELLOUT TO THE GLOBAL BANKING CONSPIRACY

LET THE NEOLIBERAL COMMUNIST REVOLUTION COME TO PASS

FOR THIS IS THE DAY THE SHRILL FEMINAZI MATRIARCHY HAS MADE

LEAD US NOT INTO FASCISM, BUT DELIVER US FROM ORANGE RANTY SHIT-TWEETING EVIL

ALSO LET FLORIDA BE CALLED FOR US SOON BECAUSE MANY, MANY PEOPLE HAVE FORMATIVE TRAUMA AROUND THAT OKAY

ALSO MAYBE TEXAS OR SOUTH CAROLINA BECAUSE LOL

FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK, AND FULL OF TERRORS

THE WORST TERRORS

THE SCARIEST, MOST HORRIFYING TERRORS

BELIEVE US