[Drabble] Silly, silly rankings
Silly, silly rankings
Kisumai
157 words, PG
Nikaido doesn't understand why Kitayama/Fujigaya is so popular. No really.
“I don’t get it!” Nikaido says when the ranking is handed over for their next photoshoot. He shoots Kitayama and Fujigaya a dirty look. “What do you two have that we don’t? Kenpi and I have matching earrings, a dance, and he nearly kissed me! We’re best friends! You guys don’t even like each other half the time.”
Fujigaya wrinkles his nose, rankled by the idea that anything involving himself is undesirable. But he doesn’t get to say anything before Kitayama drapes an arm around his shoulders, pulling him close with a smirk. “What fan wants friendship when they can have porn,” Kitayama says.
“Ew!” Fujigaya squawks, shoving Kitayama’s arm off him. “Go away before you give me cooties.”
“I’ll show you cooties!”
“I’d rather you not,” Yokoo interrupts, ever the voice of reason amidst the cacophony of insanity.
Curled up in their own little corner, Miyata turned to Tamamori and beamed, “Tama-chan is still the best~♥”
Kisumai
157 words, PG
Nikaido doesn't understand why Kitayama/Fujigaya is so popular. No really.
“I don’t get it!” Nikaido says when the ranking is handed over for their next photoshoot. He shoots Kitayama and Fujigaya a dirty look. “What do you two have that we don’t? Kenpi and I have matching earrings, a dance, and he nearly kissed me! We’re best friends! You guys don’t even like each other half the time.”
Fujigaya wrinkles his nose, rankled by the idea that anything involving himself is undesirable. But he doesn’t get to say anything before Kitayama drapes an arm around his shoulders, pulling him close with a smirk. “What fan wants friendship when they can have porn,” Kitayama says.
“Ew!” Fujigaya squawks, shoving Kitayama’s arm off him. “Go away before you give me cooties.”
“I’ll show you cooties!”
“I’d rather you not,” Yokoo interrupts, ever the voice of reason amidst the cacophony of insanity.
Curled up in their own little corner, Miyata turned to Tamamori and beamed, “Tama-chan is still the best~♥”