PM to Temperance Brennan

[got_his_towel]

Hi! Remember me from the attic? Me and my semi-cousin are having a beach party in suite 610 soon. Would you like to come?

Comments

[dr_tbrennan]

A beach party? In your room?

[got_his_towel]

In Zaphod's room.

[dr_tbrennan]

Yes, but my point is, how do you have a beach party in a hotel room?

[got_his_towel]

Well, the sand is easy to get from outside in the desert and water comes out of the tap. A beach is easy to make. It's the paper umbrellas for the drinks that are going to be a little harder to procure. I think they might have some in the bar. Empty coconuts are probably too much to hope for though. Do you think I could get fruit for garnishes at the buffet? Little plastic swords? Hmm. We might have to settle for toothpicks.