066 - Ten Year Bazooka Shenanigans

[pinkplumblossom]

[Man, that Ten Year Bazooka is pretty damn unreliable, isn't it?  Either that or Lambo is much clumsier than he likes to admit.  But seriously, however it happened, Taiwan is its latest victim.  So instead of getting swapped out with her 2008 version who is still happily shopping at the 11 story tall Dream Mall in Kaohsiung, she's been traded with

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[sveariket]

Why 're y' plaw'ng alone?

[suiones]

[Stares at. Not really believing this.]

[beautifulisland]

See? You're speechless 'cos I'm so pretty!

[suiones]

[Tugs at her hair.]

[beautifulisland]

"Ow! Cut it out!"

[Tries to tug back at his hair in retaliation.]

[suiones]

[Too short.]

Wh' 's it dark?

[beautifulisland]

Why's yours yellow?

[suiones]

'veryone 's blond, 'xcept fer Rome.

[beautifulisland]

'Cept for me, too!

[suiones]

[Leans closer to stare her directly in the face. Her eyes are strange, too.]

[beautifulisland]

[Staring contest? Hell yeah! Little Formosa just leans forward and stares intently right back at him.]

[suiones]

[Stare stare staaaaaaaare] Yer eyes.

[beautifulisland]

"...What about them?"

[Eyes open all hugelike to keep staring.]

[suiones]

Th' 're really small.

[beautifulisland]

No they're not! Yours are just too big!

[suiones]

M'ne 're normal. [Dani would have told him if they weren't.]