Gondor needs no pads

[phfa]

Conversations between me and Leah, a snippet.

Me: There's chocolate on my mouse pad.

Leah: There's chocolate on your vagina pad.

Me: 0_o

Leah: I don't mean, pads pads.

I mean... Like on cats feet. If your vagina walked around, it would develop pads.

Me: o_0

Leah: But I can understand why you wouldn't automatically go there.

Comments

[_honeyspider]

Someone has to consider these things!

[phfa]

Someone has to draw these things.

[_honeyspider]

No one has to draw these things.

[confusiontempst]

The title implies to me that you've named your girly parts Gondor.
I don't want confirmation or denial, just saying that this is the particular weird I was left pondering afterwards.

[phfa]

AHAHAHAHAHA brilliant.

I shall neither confirm nor deny.

Nor shall I make any comment about the return of the king to Gondor. Although Aragorn would be quite welcome.

Ahem.

[_honeyspider]

HA! You're filthy!

[phfa]

Oooh mouth.

What would yours be? Shelob's Cave?

[artemisofluna]

AHHAHAHHA