fucked up schoolgirl crush is fucked up

[phadria]

Oh God.
Having the emotional age of a nine year old: I have a crush on my history teacher.
Being a mature and well adjusted young woman I have taken to expressing this by bullying playing practical jokes on him.
He's a little OCD and I had great fun before Christmas turning the tables around in his classroom so that the grain of the wood went the "

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[endcredits]

You are completely awesome. That is all.

(If it's any consolation, I had the most humungous crush on my very gay English Lit. A-level teacher. HE LOOKED LIKE COLIN FIRTH, OKAY!?)

[phadria]

oh my GOD gay Anct History teacher looks just like Colin Firth
...a camp version.
like, it was one of my first thoughts when i saw him
...other than "oh my god, that's one floral 'power-blouse'... way to make sure the students don't debate whether or not you're gay for the next 2 years, man"
but we are still debating this nonetheless.

anyways, i am not feeling awesome i am feeling small and sheepish
also, am suspecting i have been had.
i think Tristan DID see the specs on the helmet but left them there to troll me back.

so... well, i will be breaking open the "hey tristan, you're on Wikipedia!"
next time i see him on a computer
he isn't
not even anyone with a similar name
so i will then be all "dude, VAIN. you didn't believe me did you?"

[eyrial]

Ok this may be less of a comfort because I was 13/14 at the time, but when I was in year 9 I got a massive crush on my maths teacher (muscly blonde and Irish, I LOVE Irish guys what else was going to happen really?) but he was realy nice, but married. To another teacher in the school

[phadria]

I think there should be a certain level of fitnes which, if you exceed, should bar you from teaching.
and irishness. too much sexy lilting irish in your accent and you should have to teach in ireland.
i think we should write to OFSTED with our suggestions, don't you?

but dude, you had to sit right in front of him?
sweet jebus.
that's just not cricket.
although... it sure would keep my attendance at a perfect 100%...

PS. My icon is intended as a reminder to the irish hand molester that he was married....ignore the "dead" bit

*knocks on wood about a million times*

[eyrial]

At one point we were doing indices and he jusr said, by the way you are all saying power wrong, it's paaar. We had much fun making him say other things, such and par and pow (both of which sounded the same as him saying power) it resulted in him asking us if we took paaaar shaaars in the morning.
I agree OFSTED should hear the complaints of girls who fail classes because they are distracted by teachers who are faar to attractive.

It was... interesting.
As to attendance it being secondary school and me being a goodie two shoes (and also my school being kinda strict and skiving is unusual) I was kinda forced to go, but it was most definitely willingly.

Sorry does my hand molesting Icon offend you? I shall change it.

Good luck with the Colin Firth Look-a-like!

[phadria]

oh god, i ahve gotten into SUCH trouble imitiating people accents!
usually, i don't even realise that i'm doing it until peopple start telling me to bugger off.
the colin firth looka like has a weird south african thing every now and again... like he says eltimately instead of ultimately
...but i can't quite bring myself to take the piss like i know i should.

also, I TOO AM A GOODIE TWO SHOES!
or...at least i WAS before this english c/wk debacle, basically i've been strategically absent and as such given myself an extension on the extension the snow gave me.
urgh, but i just can't get into it
i literally cannot write a single sentance without making another cup of tea and having a little calm down.

FURTHERMORE [see how i just get those body paragraph linking words in? i am almost TOO good]i quite like your icon... just not creeper married men perving up school girls hands
well unless the hands in question happen to be mine.
hmmm that gives me an idea...
anyways, i must stop slacking now.
and do some work... ha ha.