Fic: Manny and the Beast | CW RPS | Jensen/Jared

[phaballa]

Manny and the Beast
or, A Tale of Two Nannies (Only One of Which We Care About)
or, Jensen, the Lonely Goatherd

Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Adult. And everyone is over 18 years old. And consenting.
Disclaimer: Never happened, never will, they're not gay, blah blah.
Comments: I just want to thank madame_d and wendy for being awesome and

Comments

[glendaglamazon]

Yay! I have printed, so even if I don't have Internets when I get home, I still have this story to read. Whee!

[phaballa]

No internet?? BOOOO!! That is so not fun.

[insaneboingo]

ZOMG! This is SO fantastic! I laughed so heard at the egg farmer thing. And just.. everything.

So Good! I Loved the bit with Tom.. and him being possessed because he presses his jeans and all that!

My gawd. Recing everywhere, cause duh, it's amazing.

So, amazingly fantastic!

/incoherent rambling

[phaballa]

Aww thank you! The egg farmer thing is my favorite bit, too, I'm happy someone else thinks it's funny :P

[madame_d]

*makes happy squeaky noises* Oh, it's so good, and it's come so far since I saw it last, and all the changes you made make all the difference. It turned out really, really fantastic! *is proud of you*

because lately Jared has caught Jensen staring at Jared's ass like, well. Like he maybe wants to fuck it. And if Jensen is resorting to fantasizing about the nanny, Jared thinks, he really needs to get out and meet some people.

Silly Jared! Having an affair with the nanny is all the rage, or haven't you heard?

"I'm a terrible father," Jensen says as GiGi gleefully pulls the head off her doll.

Hmmmm, or not. Maybe it's a healthy reaction for a girl to be decapitating her dolls?

and Fabian tells her sternly, "Don't be silly, dildos aren't toys, stupid face."

*spits water everywhere* Oh, Fabian!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

"No nuns," he says again, "but how do you feel about priests?"

*laughs and laughs and laughs* That line still wins everything!

♥♥♥♥♥

[phaballa]

Oh, the things I do to cater to fandom fetishes. Like babble about priests :P

I'm glad you liked the additions. I mean, you were totally right that it needed to come from somewhere, and I think I was obvious-yet-subtle enough, so yeah. I'm happy :)

[madame_d]

It's not a fetish! *scandalized* It was a perfectly logical progression from the nuns, for crying out loud! *doesn't have fetishes*

and I think I was obvious-yet-subtle enough, so yeah. I'm happy

It was delightfully subtle because Jared was in denial, yet it was obvious to the reader, and, yeah. :) Awesome!

[minotaurs]

I think this might be the most perfect AU ever.

[phaballa]

I don't know about that, but thank you!

[offtheceiling]

ahahaha. man, this is WIN. hilarious and FABULOUS!

also, now I want the popslash version where Lance has the kids and Justin is the nanny. Ahem.

[phaballa]

How about Lance and Justin have kids, and Chris is their nanny? OR. OMG. OR JC is their nanny, and he's totally inept and retarded!

[offtheceiling]

....BUT THEN WHERE IS THE PORN?

[phaballa]

Are you kidding?? IT IS THREESOME PORN.