theatrical_muse Prompt 233: Surprise

[perfect_shoes]

Surprise! Your mother/a priest/an arch nemesis/the tax man/dinosaurs/your ex/a famous talk show host is at the door -- and at a most inopportune moment! Now what?!What had inclined Father Stephens to knock his aged knuckles on the blue doors of the incredibly blue police box in the middle of the road that day was something he would never be able to

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[clever_wanderer]

I would like to point out that I am not a cartomancer, I merely got bored and decided to try and predict your future with a deck of cards and a book from a 99 cent store.

It was fun though, I have to say.

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[perfect_shoes]

I already replied to this in person by calling you a liar. Or a person of extreme contradictions, considering it was your own claim.

Yes, it was fun. I was shockingly surprised to find that 'petty arguments' were a large part of my life. And that my whole life is made out of clubs and spades. I was born from an eggplant, I will die by a Neanderthal.

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[shot_my_shoes]

Oh, this is great! It's very funny, furniture trying to kill them and Father Stephens being thoroughly confused by it all.

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[perfect_shoes]

Thank you! I strive, not to please, but to break some hip bones.

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[brigadiertardis]

Ohmygosh, I'm laughing so hard there's tears in my eyes. This was fantastic; I cannot even begin to expound on why, because it just is. All the voices are spot on, the situation is so insanely bizarre and yet so very, very plausible for Eight and his Team TARDIS, and just ... I could go on all day. I think the tears started coming at this line: "Charley!" he called back, "I don't think I'm being very convincing. You're the same species, you talk to him." and they just ... never ... stopped.

I love your prompts, I love them so much. Thank you for a well-needed laugh.

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[perfect_shoes]

Thank you for a lovely comment! Some people tell me that it's easier to make people cry by stomping on their feet. Which is true. But it takes much more physical effort and I'm really rather lazy. I'm very glad you liked it.

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[perfect_shoes]

I have an ability to make people prematurely comment! I shall only use it for good.

Thank you for your always, so very welcome comment.

[galeforcehero]

This is lolz. You are lolz.

If you ever stop writing I will summon my magical winged pony, fly over to your house and make you eat strawberries until either you throw up or promise to write more.

[perfect_shoes]

You are more lolz. You make me die with lolz. Still, thank you for your not at all veiled threat.