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and an...
Economic Liberal
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Socialist (16e/80s)

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The myth that once you have high blood pressure you have it for life is a lie! It's a lie from the pit of hell!

I was playing euchre minding my own business and this asshole starts fronting and my Homosen ass had to choke a bitch, check it out:


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Stephen Hawking has stunned the scientific community by announcing his discovery of 'Dark Rap,' a mysterious form of music whose existence can be observed only indirectly, through its impact on normal rap ( Read more... )

Greetings from Tijuana, Mexico!

I got a tan and had some facial reconstruction work done.

They'll never take me alive, NEVER!


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The jig is up ( Read more... )

OMG so im SO fucking mad right now? who do all these little bitches think they are? Christ guys are fucking morons this fucking girl whos dealing with myboy now just fucking came online on his msn and satrted talking to me and i SWEAR she preteded to be him at first and then she said she was sitting next to him ( Read more... )

The music of Jurassic Park opened my heart. It changed my life ( Read more... )

She lived in this cheap little apartment on Franklin. That night it was so snowy and cold. When she opened the door there must have been a hundred candles burning. We sat reading Macbeth. I smoked so that my voice would be deeper. We drank and laughed, she talked about Philadelphia, how she missed Him, I wanted to kiss her merlot lips...

...got caught drinking on the job again.

I'm suspended from work [again!] for the next 4 days! are they retarded? it's the weekend, and not just any weekend, it's New Year's Eve on Sunday night! by suspending me this particular weekend, I think The Sheraton is encouraging me to drink, yes?

When will they learn?