Comments | pedaltothemetal: Wherein Falcon proves that a real douche is not above yelling at children.

pedaltothemetal

Wherein Falcon proves that a real douche is not above yelling at children.

Jul 25, 2009 17:14

( Private to tinyfabus and tinyjeff re: bombing some dodongos, unhackable. )

!black shadow, wave o babies, i am the best parent ever, !olimar, life's a bitch, !jeff, *narration, fab four, nightmaretiems, !samus

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shotaloli_samus July 26 2009, 01:50:19 UTC

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pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 02:51:21 UTC

[Yeah well T O O B A D Falcon hissyfits are usually always followed by Falcon sulking. And no ice cream.

But I'm sure he wakes up from nightmares with a pile of kids in his bed anyway.]

shotaloli_samus July 26 2009, 04:21:13 UTC

[NOOOOO not no icecream she is very sad and very sorry and will probably be slightly less sorry once she is not a shotaloli and really had no idea of the gravity of the situation at all.

She'd be a part of that pile anyway because sleeping anywhere else would be cold and lonely and scary.]

pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 04:26:22 UTC

[YEAH WELL maybe you should have thought about the ice cream before you ran off to METAL GEAR.

P.S. when Falcon jolted awake she went flying off his head I bet.]

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blondprodigy July 26 2009, 03:48:43 UTC

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...I had to help keep the school safe, Mr. Falcon.

*Yeah Jeff totally went to climb into his bed with everyone else ;^;*

pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 03:54:48 UTC

And I was trying to keep you safe.

blondprodigy July 26 2009, 04:03:48 UTC

...Four lives or billions? You wouldn't understand.

pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 04:07:35 UTC

Don't tell me what I wouldn't understand.

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In response to dream leadthemalong July 26 2009, 07:04:43 UTC

*Olimar was already awake. Tugging on Falcon, he looked extremely concerned.*

D-

*No*

Fa-

*No, even worse*

Doug....?

Re: In response to dream pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 07:28:14 UTC

[Oh. Right. A dream.

...And his bed was full of children for some reason.]

...Yeah?

Re: In response to dream leadthemalong July 26 2009, 08:13:37 UTC

Are you okay?

Re: In response to dream pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 08:18:06 UTC

[He has to think about that for a second.]

Yeah. Are you?

...Why are you in my bed.

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((This isn't really here)) doctor_smooth July 26 2009, 15:21:01 UTC

Saving your life - perhaps my finest moment, save for the hours of 11pm to 1am every evening in a star-studded tour of the galaxy's most luxurious bedrooms.

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pedaltothemetal July 26 2009, 16:57:43 UTC

Makes me kinda glad he's a miserable failure.