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[party_likker]

Ah have devised that jus' cause some fellahs got tentacles jus' like one of mah own blood it does not make that he to be ah proper squiddin

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[industrial_pink]

I'M NOT YOUR WOMAN!!

[gooddoggy]

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[party_likker]

Ah lurv yew baby. An' Ah lurv it when yew play hard t'get.

[party_likker]

Mistah Loopan is laughable t'be lookin' at.

[detective_dean]

I don't mean to be offensive or anything mister Early Cuyler squid guy but uh...it's kinda hard to understand exactly what it is you're saying sometimes...

[party_likker]

Witchoo wit yew, boy? Dun yew speak Amerikun?

[detective_dean]

Well yeah, regular English with perhaps some teenage slang in there every now and again but uh...again, I don't mean to offend...you have a very..."hill billy-ish" kinda speach...and sometimes it's hard to understand. Like uh..."witchoo wit yew"...does that mean "what's with you"?

[party_likker]

It means wipe off yer peepers son, an' learnafy yew sum dayum Amerikun! Ah dun have time fer perfectable pro-nun-ceation, there's party likker t'be cun-sumin'.

[croozin]

Why don't you go pick up a cardboard box or something? Those things are actually more roomy than people would think.

Not that I want to go back to that situation. But y'know, don't have to really worry about that right now.

[party_likker]

Cun't get no insurance papers on a dayum cardboard box. Sides, we done ate our last box fer suppah t'other night.

[croozin]

You can't even get radishes or anything? I mean, those are about as cheap as you can get. I think they sell them at "The Costco" or something. In bulk.

[party_likker]

Naw. Jus' t'yams t'church done gave us. Hell, Ah'm sick ah yams! Gonna be shittin' yams fer ah month!

[peter_white]

Wow. Hillbilly-speak sure doesn't translate into text too well.

...funny how anymore, that's the thing that bothers me as opposed to the fact that you're apparently a talking squid.

[party_likker]

Ah type Amerikun jus' fine!

Woah, boy. Whatchoo yew? Yer like t'chalkest of all t'chalkies in t'whole dayum world!

[peter_white]

...I'm an albino, if that's what you mean.

[party_likker]

T'alpha Chalkie! Bet yer worth at least 10 points.