Mouse gets to die now.

He chewed through the cable for the sensor bar on the Wii.

Anybody out there have any good advice on how to skin a cat? I'd preferably like to have a big enough piece of skin to make glove linings ( Read more... )

Do vegans swallow?

They say the first cut is the deepest ( Read more... )

Here I am, sitting in my basement apartment with the weather outside at -14(-21 windchill) all bundled up. Why? because the furnace has been out since possibly yesterday ( Read more... )

Five more days.

I'm going to miss you, Mom.

Wait, you what?

When, why? Dear God, what were you thinking? I mean really, I don't want to know how drunk you were if you thought that was a good idea.

Hopefully we'll be able to laugh about this ten years down the road...

Man up and get over it, you whiney emo shit.

To what, or to whom, do I owe this pleasure?