I am sick of people shitting on everything that makes me remotely happy.

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I've started thinking and speaking as if everything were in the context of an academic paper.
It's craaazy! Especially when you become self-aware and you're like, oh my god I must be losing it! Aiiieeee!But then you come back from the corner store with a frappucino and settle into the next stage of your argument sippin' on mmm ( Read more... )

TV dinners, stale fries and coffee. Mmm.

Anyone know of a good way of get rid of ants that doesn't visibly damage furniture (other than stomping on them)? Body count is in mid-20s so far.

Also, Tohoshinki will no longer be doing group activities in Japan? =((

Ahahahah, I need a break from this shiznit.

Scott Brown wins the senate seat, and Ted Kennedy rolls in his grave.

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How he dragged himself across a two-lane interstate ( Read more... )

Jpop star Koda Kumi has a 'rep' for being a whore.
So, naturally, she decides to perpetuate this idea with a song called 'Lick Me'.

She and Rain should get together and come out with the sluttiest song & music video ever made.

Hello, codeine.
I can tell that we are gonna be friends. =)

And I've learned that haiku is a far more versatile form than I once thought.
Here is a completed list of the past month's pieces: [link]

Not your expected 5-7-5.
For a short guide to modern haiku: [link]
And a more in-depth essay: [link]

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In other news, my remaining wisdom teeth will be removed in 2 weeks.