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.034 | voice/spam.

Apr 10, 2011 11:36

I know this defies all kinds of Barge superstitions, but I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd kill for a port right now. Having missed the adventure into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last time I even left the boat was in January ( Read more... )

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paradoxlol April 10 2011, 21:48:09 UTC

Not that I know of. [He laughs.] Sharks wouldn't be so bad, as long as we can stay out of the water.

[Private]
Exactly. Never underestimate power of a good distraction.

Of course, afterwards we'll be right back to infighting and name calling. [Of which Arthur's been guilty of himself, AND HE FEELS LIKE AN ASS ABOUT IT.]

batmanschmatman April 10 2011, 21:51:49 UTC

Please, do people in Jaws movies ever stay out of the water? We'd be like, compelled to go out on boats even though Howie's trying to convince whoever gets to be mayor that the beaches should be closed for Fourth of July weekend.

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It wouldn't be the Barge if there wasn't some of that going on.

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 22:01:44 UTC

This is an eerily accurate depiction of exactly how a shark attack port would go.

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True. It's just one of the charms of the place.

batmanschmatman April 10 2011, 22:02:46 UTC

Well, I have seen Jaws.

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I'm not sure I'd got as far as to call it a "charm".

paradoxlol April 10 2011, 22:05:02 UTC

Let's hope the Admiral isn't taking notes right now.

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Quirk, then. An infuriating quirk.

batmanschmatman April 10 2011, 22:06:00 UTC

Just when you thought it was safe to go off the Barge...

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There we go.

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