Written December of 2002.

I'm RamblingNot a horrid life. Not a great life ( Read more... )

Go to youtube.

Search "Coin operated boy boston pops"

Click the first entry.

Watch in its entirety.

Be amused.

And, for the record, yeah, I pretty much want one....

Coin Operated Boy
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Just a quick stop to let everyone know I'm alive ( Read more... )

So a cowboy in the Old West walks into a bar. He walks up and orders a glass of whiskey. He's about halfway done when another guy runs just inside the door and yells "Everybody! You gotta get outta here! Big Mike's coming ( Read more... )

I know most of you know and love despair.com. These demotivated geniuses now bring you Do It Yourself Demotivators.

That's right, kiddos. You can upload a photo, pick the border and text colors, throw on a title and make your own witty/sarcastic comments about life in this vast corporate world. I could entertain myself with this for hours!!!

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This is just too funny!

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One of the docs just showed me a list of actual similes and metaphors used in college writings. My favorite:

"She had a vocabulary as bad as, like, whatever."

*snirk*

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Your Score: Cleric

You scored 5 aggression, 3 savvy, and 4 intellect!

You are very philosophical and spiritual (which isn't necessarily religious but can be). You strongly hold ideas to heart and fight for your beliefs. You sometimes question the actions of others as to whether they are moral or ethical in terms of your own values.

In D&D, you're a ( Read more... )

So there was this barowner in rural Newfoundland who owned a very large black lab named Blackie. So ingrained in the barowner's life, the dog regularly hung out at the bar and was even known to thump his tail in time with the music that was common in the bar ( Read more... )