fifty-nine

[misslafosse]

[Mmm, in the middle of the night, Delysia gets up craving a nice cold glass of water. In her sleepy state, she walks toward where her desk normally is, wishing for a chilled glass. Not only does she find herself in the bathroom, there is also no glass in her hand. That's odd. Usually the ghosts are rather prompt

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[simpledoes]

[He was having a good dream before this! Something about sailing with his friends and that weird curry Sheena used to make.

But then someone is TOUCHING HIM and there's SCREAMING and WHERE THE FUCK DID THE BLANKETS GO. He groans and rolls over, rubbing at his eyes blearily.]

Man, what--....

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

[don't worry; she'll still be laughing to herself regardless.]

Good boy. Have fun.

Jun

[simpledoes]

[I'M THE ONE IN BED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND don't laugh at meeeee]

Yeah, yeah. The sooner this is over, the better.

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

[oh, come now, Lloyd! we're amongst friends here. and what do friends do? mess with one another.]

Yeah, probably. Especially with her little... ah, problem at night.

Jun

[simpledoes]

... What problem?

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

Remember how I was telling you about sabertoothed mooselions a while back?

Jun

[simpledoes]

Uh... yeah. Why?

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

Well, she snores like one. Real loud.

...and kind of, ah, drools like one, too. All over the pillow.

Jun

[simpledoes]

[... god fml.]

W-Well... we've got separate sides of the bed, so that's not a big deal, right? And... she can't snore any worse than my dad used to.

... Right?

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

I don't know, Lloyd. People from Earth can get pretty loud. I mean, you know how they are sometimes.

She's my girlfriend, so I have to kind of accept her for who she is, but... around strangers, I hope she doesn't bother them too much.

Jun

[simpledoes]

[HE WAS GOING TO RESPOND TO THE REST OF THAT, REALLY (seriously, earth people are weirdos). But. Yeah.]

... She's your girlfriend?

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

What? [WAY TO THROW OFF HER TRICKING YOU GROOVE!] Yeah. Why?

Jun

[simpledoes]

[SORRY, MAN, IT'S INFORMATION THAT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION.]

N-Nothing, I just-- [am now living with my friend's girlfriend uhhhh] -- I didn't know.

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

Huh. [SHE'S LIKE, HOW DID HE NOT KNOW AND IS LIKE, SO TAKEN ABACK SHE CAN'T EVEN... CONTINUE. sdfghjk] Seriously?

Jun

[simpledoes]

Well, yeah. I mean, I knew she was around, but I didn't know it was like... that.

Lloyd

[iknowhowtogetit]

[yeah, there's no way she's going through with the jokes now. a sigh]

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, we've been together for almost... a year now, things kind of happen.