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[painhumbles]

 [HEY, HERE'S A VOICE YOU DON'T HEAR OFTEN... Maybe because he's too busy trolling everyone else's entries. Go figure.]

Sooo. Is it just me or have there been a lot of people catching the last train outta Dodge here recently? I swear, every day I decide to pay attention to this thing, it's one more "whelp, another one bites the dust" announcement.

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[painhumbles]

Aren't you just a bubbly socialite?

Video

[painhumbles]

What's not to love? The same thing day in, day out, a loss, the castle going crazy, everyone bitching about the same thing... A guy could really make a retirement plan at a place like this.

[art_of_bones]

I've noticed that too, actually.

[painhumbles]

Here's the real clincher- people say they're going home, but, uh, how does anyone know that for sure? Are they getting postcards? For all we know, the castle's eating 'em and spitting out their bones.

... i feel like i should apologize, but ... i'm not sorry.

[zone_of_truth]

[Are you ready, Gabriel? Are you ready to have the geek explode all over you?]

I was actually just considering that possibility.

...Oh lovely. XDD

[painhumbles]

... Did it come before or after you decided that Asgard is actually a planet?

written;

[haruno]

People come and go fairly regularly. I don't know if now counts as any more than other months, or even other weeks.

written;

[painhumbles]

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm just wondering who the hell's actually giving out the Life Day notifications.

written;

[haruno]

Maybe we should go out and hire a town crier for the castle.

You know, give back to our community down in town a little.

written;

[painhumbles]

"Here ye, here ye, this just in. Another poor sap has left the building. Details at eleven?"

dictated;

[madetothwart]

[It would be uncharitable of Aziraphale to secretly wish Gabriel were one of those sent home, and of course he'd never voice such a thought out loud if it were to somehow pop into his head. Which it didn't. Really.]

I have seen fluxes in pattern like this before, it doesn't mean anything.

dictated;

[painhumbles]

Or are you just not thinking about it hard enough to spare yourself some grief?

dictated;

[madetothwart]

Grief?

I see no reason to grieve over those who have returned home.

dictated;

[painhumbles]

You give me legitimate proof that they actually go home? And I'll act like an actual angel for a week.

[bogusmagic]

.....

Did someone you know leave?

[painhumbles]

Not recently. It's just been one sobfest after another on the network. Gets a guy thinking.

[bogusmagic]

I see.

....

Occasionally Cair Paradisa sends groups of residents home. The reason for this is unknown.

[painhumbles]

Is there a logical explanation for anything El Casa des Locos does?