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Your Heart Is Pink


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Just in case you wondered...


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You Are Scooter


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Expressing yourself instead of keeping things bottled up can improve quality of life. Imagine that.

Building the Bionic Man from Eye to Anus. Without context, bionic anuses sound like something out of bad science fiction themed pornography...

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chasemd went on a meme spree. I think I might, too. I'm a sucker for that stupid crap when I don't have anything better to do. I'm just starting out with one for now, though.

You Are a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
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Yeah, yeah, we know. Everybody lies. But why?

Addicted Doctors Are Allowed to Practice

Accidental Porn: New Jersey Comcast Shows Porn Instead Of Disney Channel

I'm not going to make any further comment. I don't really need to; the jokes write themselves.

Did you know penguins are considered unclean? Boy, it's a good thing I don't keep kosher.