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[paddy_patil]

I heard another Hufflepuff is pregnant. Name is Bridges or something - Nicole or Jenn or...

You know what, it really doesn't matter! Something is honestly wrong with that house.

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[weather_vane]

Omigosh really?

[paddy_patil]

Really! I was talking to some girls from school and they just brought it up. The Huffle is getting weird cravings and has been sick for the past few days - just like Hilton started out.

[weather_vane]

Wow, that's weird.

I wonder how huge Hilton is now.

[paddy_patil]

Very.

She's always been a bit on the chubby side to begin with. She must be a cow by now.

[x_parvati]

I have to point out a couple of things here:

1) Jen is not pregnant.
2) There is nothing wrong with Hufflepuffs.

[paddy_patil]

If you say so.

[x_parvati]

I know so, Padma.

Hufflepuff isn't a bad house at all, yet you keep trying to pick on it.

[paddy_patil]

It's just so easy to.

[ice_crystaljb]

What the hell is the matter with you, Padma? You never used to be like this.

Surprised you don't even know my name anymore. It's actually Jen Bridge. Nice try though.

And no, I'm not pregnant. But thanks for being so concerned. Really.

[paddy_patil]

You're probably one in five people who remember what I "used to be" like.

And I didn't think it was you really - just another Huffle slut. You're constantly hanging on Gryffies, I just thought you were a part of that house.

And... that's what Hilton said too.

[magimaeve]

Actually I never said I wasn't pregnant sweetie! Just said as far as I was aware I wasn't.

[paddy_patil]

My mistake, cupcake.

[_torturedslyth_]

Bloody huffles.

[paddy_patil]

Honestly

[brady_walker]

Something is honestly something wrong with you making up rumors like that.

Why would you make up a complete lie that is just going to upset people? Makes no sense to me.

[paddy_patil]

Don't blame me, handsome - just repeating what I heard. True or not doesn't really concern me.