im in ca right now (specifically santa monica) and i'm DEF going to one or two of lisa's restaruants

[affliction]

help me choose which ones or one i should go 2 pls aka which one got the least amount of awful reviews. i have 15 days left here so lmao i have plenty of time~*~

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[not_kosher]

go to sur. pump is off the ground already and she probably only pops in every now and then to keep people on their toes. i would imagine that since she films her show and hosts every single event in her life at sur you would have a more ~celebrity filled~ experience if you went there.

also dont order anything beyond salads and appetizers. im sure everything on that menu is awful.

[affliction]

oh shit really re: pump?! omg i had no idea it was that bad. i haven't been keeping up with lisa's failed restaraunt/club/loung/whateverthefuck business or news. it seems p much all her business are running into the ground. i didn't even know about pump omg i thought that was like doing well and stuff

i'm vegetarian (vegan off and on) so i have no problem ordering the salad and appetizers. i've heard like horror stories with food being massively undercooked and the waiters not giving a shiiiiiiiiit

[not_kosher]

i mean im sure youre going to get the full disenchanting tourist experience just like the next schmuck, but i would go too tbh just to see the messs in person.

[affliction]

mte the mess is what i'm looking for. it may look good on the outside but it's a shitstorm on the inside. i can't wait. ty for ur advice~

[norringtons]

girrrrl you better write a tell all post about your experience

[affliction]

i will do my best. i'll bring out the food critic in me and confirm whether it is indeed basic and disgusting. bless.

[a_files06]

[affliction]

if it's the newest baby then it should look/be taken care of/be visited the most. hmmmmmmm.. ok this is borderline stalking. but i am legit interested in what these places offer lmao so i'm NOT there just for a where's waldo

eh that's just eh 2 me. since i don't watch the show idc

[affliction]

HAVE SOME OPTIMISM FOR LISA PLS JUST A BIT

poor woman~

thanks for your help bitch!!!!!! smh

[affliction]

not legalll yeeeeeeeettttt

not until the 5th at least. which is really soon so i'll just go after

also i wanna try the food :( hopefully they'll be classy and if it's gross i'll pull a heather and send that shit back

[kim_zolciak]

go to all 3 since they are basically on the same block!

[not_kosher]

mte

[affliction]

are they really lmao cause ngl i would

i actually might be going to pump tonight but i should prob wait until my 21st bday for the ~full experience~. expensive drinks and food. wow so unique omw~*~

i wanna see the flower garden tho

[kim_zolciak]

Try to apply for a job at SUR or at the other restaurants so you can appear on the show next season!!!