Is the president of the Czech Republic a pen stealer?

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By Brett Michael Dykes

Comments

[erunamiryene]

Hi, my name is Danielle, and I'm a pen swiper. I may even currently have four swiped pens on my desk as I type this.

[evildevil]

I am also a pen swiper, i have a box full of them.

[bnmc2005]

Hi Danielle. I too am pen swiper. I steal pens from restaurants if the bill is over $80.00 and I steal pens from the bank- if it's not held down with a chain.

I stole a pen from the tax office.

I steal them from my GF and she steals them back It's a game that we play #tmi.

[evelynwordsmyth]

I have so many Sharpie pens from work it's ridiculous.

[breexbree]

Pens that cost less than $1 are practically public property, seriously. Not that I'm advocating pen-hoarding, but for every time I notice a friend's kept my pen, I realize I've taken a pen from someone without giving it back. Slips people's minds.

[keithmex17]

Yep...another day, another box of stolen pens.

[popehippo]

Do what my mother did for her work!

Buy those huge neon fake-ass flowers from like Walmart or some shit, tape or glue them to the head.

BAM.

She didn't lose more than like ten pens for a year.

[layweed]

Pretty much everyone does that now, post offices, banks, admin..

giggle

[bnmc2005]

I'm picturing that big official signing with a papermaché flower waving about above each signature.

[popehippo]

I'd pay to see this.

[layweed]

This is such a non-issue..

Unless the pen happens to be one of those ~~~~~*~~~~~BEDAZZLED~~~~~*~~~~~ pens that Montblanc makes with the diamonds and shit.