Republican Discovers Cheat Code for Unlimited Resources!

[evildevil]

Jeremiah 2:7 - I brought you into a fertile land to eat its fruit and rich produce. But you came and defiled my land and made my inheritance detestable.

GOP Lawmaker Mike Beard Claims God Will Provide Unlimited Natural Resources

Mike Beard, a Republican state representative from Minnesota, recently argued that coal mining should resume in the Land of

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[mercystars]

This is one of the basic tenets of Christian fundamentalism, that God gave the earth to humanity to shit all over as we see fit no matter the consequences, because even if we do fuck it up who cares because Jesus is coming back.

[entropius]

... and, when Jesus comes back, he's going to be shocked as hell at what these fuckers are doing in his name.

[the_gabih]

And overturn some tables, and fucking scream at them to get out of his sight right now.

[mr_spivens]

"How did Hiroshima and Nagasaki work out? We destroyed that, but here we are, 60 years later and they are tremendously effective and livable cities. Yes, it was pretty horrible. But, can we recover?" Beard asked. "Of course we can."

As somebody who grew up in Hiroshima, all I can say to this moron is "FUCK YOU!!!!".*

* I need to get some really good eff off! gifs.

[entropius]

Yeah, they are livable cities these days... but not to the hundreds of thousands of people that died in them.

What a fuckwad.

[mrasaki]

So....

Ctrl + Alt + C

and then type 'motherlode' ....unlimited natural resources. Good to know.

[chimbleysweep]

I always knew Sims was real life.

[mrasaki]

'aging off' and 'unlockcareerrewards' and we'd be set.

[othellia]

I was always partial to the rosebud cheat myself.

[happyaku_en]

*headdesk* I just...let me just try to get this straight. You want to over turn this moratorium even though you know it's bad for the environment because God will totes fix it for you?

[lemorttoussaint]

Amen.

[piratesswoop]