It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth/the minor fall, the major lift/the baffled gov composing...

[schmiss]

Hallelujah! All the Mark Sanford news that's fit to repost.

Comments

[sideofzen]

The best thing about this, is all the HILARIOUS manips is has brought out.

[stellar_kar]

agreed haha

[keskt]

oh God

TBH I don't really give a fuck if a politician cheats or whatever, I care about his/her job performance, but this guy is just a douche and I wish he'd resign already.

[schmiss]

I think the schadenfreude is extra-potent for me because of what a tool he is. Remember when he said that Obama was going to turn America into Zimbabwe with overinflation? Or when some person called in to tell him they were unemployed and wished Sanford would take the stimulus money, and he simply replied that he'd pray for them? Or when he rejected education funds even after Obama read a letter from that South Carolinian girl whose school was falling apart? FFFF WHAT A GODDAMN ASS. Really. He deserves everything he gets.

[__amerie]

What gets me is that he was going on about how he was rejecting the stimulus money for the well being of the taxpayers, but he was using their money to go get his dick wet. And he only repaid the money after getting caught. Something tells me he had no plans on doing so otherwise.

[ididthatonce]

Oh, Corridor of Shame...

[mercystars]

Hooo boy...

[worldmage]

Oedipus managed it. Personally, I'd love to see Sanford gouge out his own eyes with his flag lapel pins and wander into the wilderness, but that's just me...

[neev]

Well, with them, it's called abdication, I believe, but same thing more or less.

[bloody_pickle]

It's too bad he doesn't have a senate seat to auction off.

[schmiss]

Not unless Jim DeMint or Lindsey Graham get in trouble.

[schmiss]

LMFAO.