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[onlyhalfserious]

I seem to have been sufficiently briefed on the circumstances of my arrival here and am waiting further instruction, pending the assignment of my... Warden, as you say. In the meantime, I suppose I should properly introduce myself. My name is Julian Sark. I was brought here in the middle of a rather tense business negotiation, if those of you who

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[acrotomophile]

Don't believe that guy. I don't even know who he is.

I haven't noticed any definite power structure, probably because of how many different kinds of inmates there are. Some want to get redeemed, some don't... some cooperate, some kill people. You get the idea.

Wardens keep us on tight leashes.

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[acrotomophile]

Do I really need to give a lecture on appropriate scary talk?

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[cantrunfromme]

What are your qualifications?

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[acrotomophile]

None of your business. But let's say I went professional, and you ain't it.

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[cantrunfromme]

Professionally scary, eh?

Oh please. Please teach me how to be bad.

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[acrotomophile]

Your attempts to get info on me are cute, but no cigar.

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[cantrunfromme]

Hey, you're the one who offered the evil-for-dummies seminar. I'm just calling you out on it.

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[acrotomophile]

Get your kicks elsewhere, sugar.

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[cantrunfromme]

All talk and no follow through. I'm just going to have to bring myself to satisfaction.

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[acrotomophile]

That's as far as the metaphor goes for me. Sorry.

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[cantrunfromme]

Impotency is nothing to be embarassed about.