[Serenity | Totally Unhackable]

[onequarterdevil]

Yo! Shit-wits! You fucking left without me! Do you have any idea how long it took Charybdis to catch up with this fucking rustbucket? What numbskull made that call!?

[ooc: Charybdis is his 'pet' sky shark]

Comments

[windsofdaytime]

We were warned. You should have left with everybody else.

[onequarterdevil]

I was fucking busy, and halfway across town!

[windsofdaytime]

So?

[zack_thefairest]

Eh? We left someone other than the captain behind?

[onequarterdevil]

YES, SHIT FOR BRAINS! THAT'S KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! Are you just gonna play the echo here or what!?

[zack_thefairest]

Sorry? Things kinda got chaotic back there and I don't think anyone was keeping track.

[Voice]

[lonely_youkai]

Hmmm... well, at least you made it anyway? So, it's a good ending!

Re: [Voice]

[onequarterdevil]

The hell it is! A fucking shark is not an ideal fucking mount!

[Voice]

[lonely_youkai]

You... rode a shark here...?

...you're okay, right?

Re: [Voice]

[onequarterdevil]

I'm better than fine. I'm fucking invincible! That doesn't mean the back of a fucking shark is a comfortable rode!

[in_the_latin]

Comin' in late's the least of your troubles. Now, the question is, why the hell were you busy when we had a job on the line?!

[onequarterdevil]

I was otherwise occupied, jackass!

[in_the_latin]

I gathered that, on account of you shouting like your ride up and bit you mid-flight. Now, yank the cotton outta those pointy ears of yours, and tell me what the hell you were doing.

[onequarterdevil]

What the fuck do you think? I was finding us some more work, pinhead!

[reapingwinds]

[he sounds confused]

Ah, I apologize we left you behind...? Is Charybdis your ship?

[ he seems to think Hiruma as a pilot.]

[onequarterdevil]

I wish she was a ship! Tell me have you ever ridden bareback on a fucking Sky Shark? No? Well let me tell you, IT'S NOT FUCKING COMFORTABLE!

[reapingwinds]

I... see. No, I have never ridden bareback on a Sky Shark before...?

[ you can hear the wince in his voice, though a few chuckles escape him. Sharks have sandpaper-skin, yes? therefore...]

You better get that checked out by the doctors; having... wounds down there should be... problematic, even if you rode sidesaddle.