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Okay, first off: 'frell' isn't a word. I'm just gonna get that out of the way before be start saying things like 'flonq' and 'Wow, Greg Land is an amazing artist!'
That must never happen. Never.
Second of all, ferret sex? Really? That's not even creative. You can tell how disdainful I am by the amount of italics being used here. So, moral of the story, come up with more creative material!
Okay, first off: 'frell' isn't a word. I'm just gonna get that out of the way before be start saying things like 'flonq' and 'Wow, Greg Land is an amazing artist!'
That must never happen. Never.
Second of all, ferret sex? Really? That's not even creative. You can tell how disdainful I am by the amount of italics being used here. So, moral of the story, come up with more creative material!
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