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childish April 17 2012, 14:47:57 UTC
This post is too early, OP! OH NO!

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childish April 17 2012, 14:49:22 UTC
. He put out his cigarette and pulled back the sheets to get up, revealing a Rorschach-like pattern of blood. Like a red butterfly stamp, getting lighter and lighter with each imprint.

There was a long moment of silence before I worked up the moxie to say, “That came out of you.”

“Um. No it didn’t.”

lololol o Sarah

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parker_hallie April 17 2012, 14:52:36 UTC
I thought her story was cute in an odd way and that's saying a lot because I really don't like Sarah Silverman

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javamonster983 April 17 2012, 15:11:29 UTC
Lolol, best story out of these

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bea_18 April 17 2012, 14:50:59 UTC
was not expecting so much detail

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starcrossedkiss April 17 2012, 14:51:01 UTC
so not joking, but when I lost my big V, "doin it" by ll cool j was playing in the background. and sadly, it was 2005 when this occurred.

two weeks til I was 21, and I was NOT going to be a 21 year old virgin (at the time I though that was horrible lol ) luckily, I found a dude who wanted to take it from me as bad as I wanted to give it away.

miss that summer :-(

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voyevoda April 17 2012, 16:04:22 UTC
I didn't go all the way with him, but the first time I got 'intimate' with a guy...PHIL COLLINS on in the background.

Oh god, so awful.

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Expected. fabouluz April 17 2012, 14:51:30 UTC
Virgin count?

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Re: Expected. scarletfbl April 17 2012, 15:38:49 UTC
+1

*le sigh*

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Re: Expected. winegums April 17 2012, 15:40:18 UTC
.........

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Re: Expected. mhfromnh April 17 2012, 17:06:10 UTC
what do you call someone who got a virginityectomy years ago yet is horribly inexperienced? cause tha's me.

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poopanna April 17 2012, 14:52:12 UTC
It was a month before my 16th birthday and I knew I was going to have sex that night but he had no idea. His dick was the smallest ever (the exact size of your pointer finger), I got off, he didn't because I was like "this is boring, can we stop? [some how I didn't realize that this was rude]"
I didn't do it again for 2 years because it was so lame.

LOL

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childish April 17 2012, 14:53:34 UTC
Hahahahaha

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boomstick April 17 2012, 14:56:30 UTC
Ha, sounds like my first time, right down to the tiny dick, the boring-ness, and the not having sex again for a long time because it was just that pathetic.

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scarletfbl April 17 2012, 15:39:28 UTC
Damn, :o

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