. He put out his cigarette and pulled back the sheets to get up, revealing a Rorschach-like pattern of blood. Like a red butterfly stamp, getting lighter and lighter with each imprint.
There was a long moment of silence before I worked up the moxie to say, “That came out of you.”
so not joking, but when I lost my big V, "doin it" by ll cool j was playing in the background. and sadly, it was 2005 when this occurred.
two weeks til I was 21, and I was NOT going to be a 21 year old virgin (at the time I though that was horrible lol ) luckily, I found a dude who wanted to take it from me as bad as I wanted to give it away.
It was a month before my 16th birthday and I knew I was going to have sex that night but he had no idea. His dick was the smallest ever (the exact size of your pointer finger), I got off, he didn't because I was like "this is boring, can we stop? [some how I didn't realize that this was rude]" I didn't do it again for 2 years because it was so lame.
Ha, sounds like my first time, right down to the tiny dick, the boring-ness, and the not having sex again for a long time because it was just that pathetic.
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There was a long moment of silence before I worked up the moxie to say, “That came out of you.”
“Um. No it didn’t.”
lololol o Sarah
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two weeks til I was 21, and I was NOT going to be a 21 year old virgin (at the time I though that was horrible lol ) luckily, I found a dude who wanted to take it from me as bad as I wanted to give it away.
miss that summer :-(
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Oh god, so awful.
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*le sigh*
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I didn't do it again for 2 years because it was so lame.
LOL
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