Man Married to Hologram Can’t Talk to Wife Due to Software Glitch

[pumkinbutter]

Instead of loving words, he got a "network error." https://t.co/EVZLChevAo
- Futurism (@futurism) May 2, 2022
Akihiko Kondo is a 38-year old fictosexual, which is someone attracted to fictional characters. He married a holographic representation of virtual star Hatsune Miku in 2018, but is now unable to talk to her due to a software glitch

Comments

[kimyesus]

is their union recognized by other miku stans

[jinxeh13]

They probably all just share, like Snapewives.

[kimyesus]

omg snapewives

[somechickxoxo]

There’s also an infamous wife of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.

[otraera]

i hope they can get through this difficult time

[bestrussianrec]

How sad. I wonder if he feels actually devastated or if he’ll just leave her for a younger computer

[champagnexdream]

She'll be an old soul (1998 Gateway desktop)

[tegio]

This is the best comment I've ever read.

[champagnexdream]

I don't even want to admit how long I sat here trying to think of a proper pun so thank you I appreciate this xD

[itscomicrelief]

Perhaps he can try unplugging from the power supply and rebooting

[amyranth]

"Have you tried turning her off, and then on again? Oh, the ON part isn't working?"

[ahkna]

Men will do anything to avoid seeing women as human.

[dianakingston]

Hey, if he's fucking robots at least he's leaving the rest of us alone

[ahkna]

Point wellmade!

[ghostsaddle]

this is exactly what i came in here to say lmfao